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She/her, OG sask farm kid, CPA, non-profit finances, definitely gay, never serious unless it's about beer 🏳️‍🌈 #yxe
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"I like this crowd. It makes me feel not old for once. But also, it simultaneously makes me feel old?" - me at the Our Lady Peace show last night.

Turns out I am now hurt my back while emptying the dishwasher years old.

Go look at the whole thread. This is what you need right now.

Due to government mandates I am eliminating DEI go ng forwar wh ch sucks b caus cl arly t’s r ally fuck ng mportant.

My dad died 5 years ago. Sometimes, he shows up in my dreams, and this morning, I think I became fully aware that he was in one and then immediately woke up from it. Anyways, I'm pretty mad at my brain today.

You should come play some pinball in February. I 100% avoided the camera when they filmed this, but there is a shot of me losing behind someone they were filming, and I swear I saw my soul leave my body. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a dog show on TSN2.

i have the sunday scaries but like for an entire year ahead

It should be illegal to be sick on paid days off but then feel healthy enough to work once said days are over.

People love to say "you might want kids one day" but there are so many things I would rather do than have kids, like travel. Or get hit by a car.

This trip home, I only packed the exact right amount of underwear and... Well, it finally happened... The roads are too bad for me to go home today, and I am on my last pair of clean underwear.

HER: can you flip the bird? ME: uh, ok *hesitantly gives her the finger* HER: I meant the turkey ME: why, what he do?

If you aren't having breakfast on Christmas Day out of a baking tray, congratulations, your family probably doesn't give you anxiety.

Reminder that Santa has no privacy policy or opt out form despite clearly maintaining location data which leaves him in violation of the GDPR.

I, a 40 year old woman, will be wrapping presents with packing tape because the only other tape I own is green or grey, and stores are currently not accessible*. *Due to edible consumption

Me, leaving for work this morning: feels like I'm forgetting something, but I can think of what it would be. Me, just now remembering my coffee on the kitchen counter: well fuck

Did the private equity vultures who bought the chain, ran up massive debts to pay themselves huge dividends, and generally ran the company into the ground write this?

Die Hard is gooooood cinema motherfuckers.

Confession time: I have only ever watched Die Hard with a Vengeance. It was probably only 10 yrs ago I realized that was not the Die Hard everyone always talked about. I am fixing this tomorrow at the Broadway Theatre, and currently trying to remember every Die Hard reference from Brooklyn 99.

So 2 pairs of glasses were shipped the day before the postal strike, and the company remade and shipped new ones last week. Guess what ALL showed up today? I guess I can now leave a pair in every room of my house.... and still lose them somehow.

Oppressively hungover to watch my first #NFL game.