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She/her, OG sask farm kid, CPA, non-profit finances, definitely gay, never serious unless it's about beer 🏳️‍🌈 #yxe
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"I like this crowd. It makes me feel not old for once. But also, it simultaneously makes me feel old?" - me at the Our Lady Peace show last night.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Turns out I am now hurt my back while emptying the dishwasher years old.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Go look at the whole thread. This is what you need right now.

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Due to government mandates I am eliminating DEI go ng forwar wh ch sucks b caus cl arly t’s r ally fuck ng mportant.

submitted 51 days ago • 14 comments

My dad died 5 years ago. Sometimes, he shows up in my dreams, and this morning, I think I became fully aware that he was in one and then immediately woke up from it. Anyways, I'm pretty mad at my brain today.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

You should come play some pinball in February. I 100% avoided the camera when they filmed this, but there is a shot of me losing behind someone they were filming, and I swear I saw my soul leave my body. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know who needs to hear this but there is a dog show on TSN2.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

i have the sunday scaries but like for an entire year ahead

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

It should be illegal to be sick on paid days off but then feel healthy enough to work once said days are over.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

People love to say "you might want kids one day" but there are so many things I would rather do than have kids, like travel. Or get hit by a car.

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

This trip home, I only packed the exact right amount of underwear and... Well, it finally happened... The roads are too bad for me to go home today, and I am on my last pair of clean underwear.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

HER: can you flip the bird? ME: uh, ok *hesitantly gives her the finger* HER: I meant the turkey ME: why, what he do?

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

If you aren't having breakfast on Christmas Day out of a baking tray, congratulations, your family probably doesn't give you anxiety.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Reminder that Santa has no privacy policy or opt out form despite clearly maintaining location data which leaves him in violation of the GDPR.

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

I, a 40 year old woman, will be wrapping presents with packing tape because the only other tape I own is green or grey, and stores are currently not accessible*. *Due to edible consumption

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Me, leaving for work this morning: feels like I'm forgetting something, but I can think of what it would be. Me, just now remembering my coffee on the kitchen counter: well fuck

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Did the private equity vultures who bought the chain, ran up massive debts to pay themselves huge dividends, and generally ran the company into the ground write this?

submitted 84 days ago • 5 comments

Die Hard is gooooood cinema motherfuckers.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Confession time: I have only ever watched Die Hard with a Vengeance. It was probably only 10 yrs ago I realized that was not the Die Hard everyone always talked about. I am fixing this tomorrow at the Broadway Theatre, and currently trying to remember every Die Hard reference from Brooklyn 99.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

So 2 pairs of glasses were shipped the day before the postal strike, and the company remade and shipped new ones last week. Guess what ALL showed up today? I guess I can now leave a pair in every room of my house.... and still lose them somehow.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Oppressively hungover to watch my first #NFL game.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments