awko.bsky.social
He/Him. Naarm/Melbourne.
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When a dog is chasing a cat the cat doesn't make itself look as peaceful as possible in order to convince other animals of anything. The cat puffs up and scratches the dog's stupid face and hisses and screams and burns some cop cars
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Parents, you are standing at a fork in the road right now.
If you buy your kids the Harry Potter video game, they'll grow up to be big maladjusted losers who only read bad YA fiction as adults, if you buy your kids Yakuza 0 they will grow up to own a cool jacket.
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Happy birthday, Jojo!
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But it was not enough to embarrass you. I wanted to fucking humiliate your ass. So I went into the other two available modes and beat your high scores 7 times so that the leaderboard now looks like this. I didn’t do all 8 because I want people to see that you failed. I own these skies, FUCK you.
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Holy shit
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Yeah I'll get a skinny Muggachu extra hot