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Scottish. Dancer. Voice actor. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
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Margaret Macdonald's gesso panel ‘The White Rose and the Red Rose’, 1902 (detail) #WomensArt

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The Monarch #butterfly embarks on one of nature's most incredible journeys, migrating up to 3,000 miles from #Canada to central #Mexico. These tiny travelers, with wings of vibrant orange, navigate the vast distances using the sun and Earth’s magnetic fields, defying the odds

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Dutch National Ballet Lady Macbeth Dancer: Anna Tsygankova Photo by Altin Kaftira

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I’m at the don’t want to die but don’t see the point of living either part of this depressive episode which is nice

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One perfect baked potato could revolutionise your life and if you don't believe me I just hope you find your potato soon

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"Come, let's away to prison: We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage" #ShakespeareSunday Samuel Beckett Looking at Parrot, New York, 1964 by Steve Schapiro

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I am a real blonde. Don’t ever assume I’m a stupid one.

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Composed of nothing but nerves.

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some of you have never headed down the atlanta highway looking for the love getaway and it shows

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no one knows what’s going to happen. dinosaurs could sprout up again. it’s just that kind of year

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I don’t know what I’m doing but I do know that I’m doing it badly

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Got lost, but did see a field full of horses and find a bar of chocolate in my bag so all in all it was a pretty fun adventure

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my toxic trait is forgetting the plot to a movie five seconds after I’ve finished it

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I am not trying to be weird. I am trying to be normal. I’m just not great at it.

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I’m a 10 (if it’s out of 100)

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I call my boobs Bruce and Willis because they too are hairless, always ready for action and look good in vests

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Delphine Seyrig in "Donkey Skin" - BOTD

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They should have emergency cheese trucks

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I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic.

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I call my boobs Bruce and Willis because they too are hairless, always ready for action and look good in vests

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No bitch, you need more glitter.

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It's literally none of my business if you get my jokes or not

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Exercise is hard. Cake makes exercise better. Cake makes everything better. Cake. The end.

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Ice cream for breakfast because if the world is ending I’m going out on a high

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*crosses a day off* maybe next time

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when i’m asked about my research

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Sometimes people call me a “pocket rocket” but in Scotland a rocket is a stupid person so they’re effectively calling me a tiny idiot which makes me giggle

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Sometimes people call me a “pocket rocket” but in Scotland a rocket is a stupid person so they’re effectively calling me a tiny idiot which makes me giggle

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Today is national unicorn day so this is your reminder that the unicorn is in fact Scotland’s national animal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Today is national unicorn day so this is your reminder that the unicorn is in fact Scotland’s national animal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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FYI The price of pointe shoes, that usually last 1-2 weeks to a month depending on class/rehearsal/performance schedule are going to rise a lot PDQ as they are manufactured in Europe mostly. Send your dancers and ballet companies some money

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I need to watch Phantom of The Opera and cry soon

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111-year old photo of the Moulin Rouge in Paris. Yes, it is tiny. Yes, it is still there. I went there when I was in Paris in the 90s. One of the best times I've ever had.

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Always prepare for the worst, hope for the best, and trust no one.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, a life without potatoes is no life at all

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Took my kid to the Minecraft movie and it was honestly so much fun. Adults and kids were clapping and cheering and having the best time (there was a standing ovation for chicken jockey) A big group of teenagers even came in costume much to the wee ones delight!

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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

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Saw a bunch of balloons floating past my window and shouted “look at the balloons” but the cats did not look. Bit rude

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What's this? Mutton ... 'Tis burnt, and so is all the meat. Taming of the Shrew #ShakespeareSunday

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Thou art so fat-witted, with drinking of old sack H4 1 1:2 #ShakespeareSunday

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Maybe the moon will fall on me

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Fascinating watching an entire nation succumb to Stockholm Syndrome

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I like to keep all my emotions bottled up, in case of emergency.

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