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Scottish. Dancer. Voice actor. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own) All my skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaammt4alwel2
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I’m honestly more well adjusted than I lead you all to believe.

Nephew just told me he won’t be sleeping tonight because he “doesn’t believe in it anymore”

Might get crazy tonight and stay up past 9

This can't keep happening -me, waking up without having slept

Got my nephew for the weekend so if you need me I’ll be in the blanket fort eating snacks and listening to his seemingly never ending repertoire of fart jokes

I don't want to find joy in the ordinary, I want to find joy in a dark pact sealed with a fell creature under the light of strange stars

I was put on this earth to hate everything. Honestly, I'm doing a great job.

Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles

Dream big, be delusional.

Book browsing 📖

Edinburgh train station is pandering to people identifying as mops. This wokery must stop!

I play a mean conundrum.

We need a rock anthem about meatballs.

SIGH. I just want him to objectify me a little or somethin.

I need to stop being so hard on myself but I also need to stop being fat and stupid

Love when men aggressively argue that there’s no way I’m the age I say I am. Oh you’re right I added an extra decade just for fun, my bad.

The key to looking younger than your age is suncream… and staying single

There's never a dull moment. I miss that.

Sadly, most of us save our sarcasm for those who least understand it.

If loving you is wrong that’s OK so long as it’s not also inconvenient.

There’s a relatively new bookshop here in Edinburgh called the Book Lovers Bookshop, which as the title suggests only sells romance based literature so if you see me on here getting all up in my feels that’ll be why

I will survive (pessimistic)

I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to once again be chaotic online

you know what else was woke, the French revolution

Relationship status: he escaped

Finding a good bookshop is like finding a second home

Book browsing 📖

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM… oops, I mean good morning

Keep your friends close. Keep them in a box under your bed. Remember to put food & water in the friend box.

Hummingbird Moon by David Joaquin

It's nobody's business but your own if you disappear into the mist in the forest, never to be seen or heard from again.

i act pretty tough for someone who regularly gets her feelings hurt by the cat

My typos are part of my charm, at least they would be if I had any

Kiss me, I taste like pickled onions and despair