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axnacole.bsky.social
29. Long Beach (CA) to Phoenix. ADHD and *highly* suspected autism. ♈️☀️♈️🌛♑️⬆️
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Protect yourselves 🫡

new angle on Elon physique just dropped

Go to ASU

This kid has been a smart ass since he could talk. Then he got the nerve to be funny with the delivery too. Real life Example. Him: “Dad, what year were you born?” Me: answers Him: “DANG, you was born way in the back.” Me: the back? Him: “the back of time” Me:

Life is so funny, man.

And during Men’s Mental Health Month, these same corny mf’ers will be the main ones crying: “bLaCk WoMeN dOn’T eVeN cArE aBoUt OuR mEnTaL hEaLtH, bRuH! wE aLL aLoNe OuT hErE!”

We gotta get back to beating mfs up as a community

Knock-kneed men with hips are walking around with balloons accosting women……..

I would like to propose the attached Niggalation Proclamation to the counsel for editing and comment to be signed into law as an official restricting of balloons in the black community as well as limitation on podcast equipment

TAKE THE BALLOONS OUT THE BLACK COMMUNITY

Let me ask you this, have you ever applied for a job, got passed up for said job for another candidate who was critically less qualified than you, then doubled back to the company that told you to go fuck yourself and ask them if they needed help fixing the issues their hchoice candidate created?

HEAVY on the extra fucking corny.

Showed up late to the vanity fair party 🤪

A life well lived.

This is honestly part of my argument against using AI models to make big decisions. You plug in keywords absent of context and you get things like this

Megan Thee Stallion at Elton John’s viewing party for the #Oscars 🧡!

Looks like he throws a great party With the purest cocaine

He walked over just like somebody uncle 😭

Tesla having that same issue 😏

Theodore and his grinchy toes are doing great after being annoying this morning

I know this isn't the point but emotions can be fuel and the older I get the more I think the idea that you shouldn't be "driven by your emotions" isn't just sexist but it deprives us of a very necessary power.

I love that Zelenskyy called a suit a "costume". Intentional dig or not (just a language thing), very apt considering the subsequent behavior of Trump and Vance. I have a friend (who happens to be from Trinidad) who has *always* called suits “straitjackets of the body and mind”.

A nigga runs this account. Keep your “it’s not about race, it’s about the 1% takes” to yourself.

I know people are focusing on on him being a pervert but I also think there's another layer which is what the fuck does he think is happening in girls bathrooms? They're stalls not urinals. Unless you crawl under a stall or put your eye up to the crack you aren't seeing much

Is there a woman alive who made it through middle school without learning to completely change clothes without ever baring skin? (Sudden dread that this skill is not as common as I think but hit post)

If I pull out a paring knife out of the steak knife section ONE MORE TIME

happy women’s history month!

“Wuzz up homeskillets!”

Elmo wins by a hair lmao

dead serious question: where do jill stein be going in between presidential elections? i’ve NEVER heard from her if it’s not a presidential election, where she be at?

#AngieStone did sing the theme song to Girlfriends. This is really sad 😔

These women bear responsibility and accountability for continuing to have children with this man. people.com/elon-musk-we...

ngl when you see Stanley Tucci you know you’re in for a banger

And when we say protect black women, that includes trans women 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I remember his being confused/ perturbed bc his kids had hair more like his than that of his non-Black wife. he deadass got on the bird app like, “I don’t know how to deal with this kind of hair.”

I went to the tesla protest for a thing I'm working on and I talked to several onlookers - not protesters - and asked them what they knew about Elon and Doge and I'm telling you people don't know

My goal for March is to keep the promises I made to myself. 🤞🏽

Stop projecting your unhealed traumas on other people's stories.

God I love when dumbasses are already on a list!!

Been been

Apparently the sprinter flipped 3 times and an 18W hit it smh. So sad.

idk why my family call me to come visit or last minute. I have a job now and I need to give notice to take time ooooofffffffff.

“Hey, Stu! Get me a photo of that big, Black girl.” “you got it boss.”

Excuse me?

Is she on drugs?! This is so unstable and weird. Nobody owes her weirdo self answers either so the ugliness of her spirit and her entitlement are CRAZY.

What was the point of this??

Gentle reminder that many disabled people can’t always shop local, especially if housebound. We’re dependent on delivery & sometimes left with big chains as only option. If you can, help someone get what they need from a great local minority owned business! Community will save us in the end.

Having any of that man’s music on a playlist is a wild red flag for me. The way I would’ve left..