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BEAUTIFUL PITTBORG

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

someone send me the neiman marcus tamales

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

‼️🍀

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone’s too polite to say it in their “what Democrats should do to win elections” posts but the obvious answer is lie and make a bunch of crazy promises because most voters are morons

submitted 10 days ago • 195 comments

owned by Fred Durst?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

this is about me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“now we you can make the earth flat”

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

air & space aircraft shrouded for lent

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

they planning to plow through pro palestine protesters on constitution? ???

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

PROHIBITION 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO ⚡️

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Parish secretary: So, what do you need most often? Me: Prayers, emotional support, youthful sense of optimism, encouragement against despair, will to continue... PS: I meant, in terms of office supplies...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭

submitted 12 days ago • 697 comments

going to the art museum and telling them i lost my keys in there so they let me in for free. they made me promise not to look at any art but i can see some out of the corner of my eye

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

big, if true,,

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

cody is short for codliver and that’s why you don’t see any adult cody’s

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

the solution to young male alienation is to create a third space where they can all communally drink pulque out of rabbit-shaped pulque bowls (while optionally dripped out in jaguar capes)

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Talked to the orcas and they said they don’t know u. Congrats u broke bitch

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

And just for a fun Catholic factoid, a rosary blessed by a bishop is better than one blessed by a presbyter or deacon only one day a year, the feast of Peter & Paul, for which its pious use on that day is granted a plenary indulgence (under the usual conditions) Cf. Enchiridion Indulgentiarum, 14§1

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This carving over a door on Modena Cathedral in Italy is one of the earliest known representations of King Arthur in continental Europe. It features such famous characters like Arthur himself ("Artus de Bretani"), Guinevere ("Winlogee"), Sir Gawain ("Galvagin"), and, of course, Sir What ("Che").

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

@aljodasch.bsky.social has this crossed ur mind,

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

LET ME HAVE LOMG APPLE!!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Please say a prayer for the son of my friend who is recovering from a serious brain injury 🙏🙏

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

have we considered that Elno may be building an army of anchor babies

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments