ayulaone.one
Your Auntie Ayula, the Prometheus of transfems, Eroticist extraordinaire. Check out my erotica on https://ayulaoneone.itch.io, https://ayulaoneone.com/links or https://archiveofourown.org/users/AyulaOneOne
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Nobody involved in this on any side at any level will see the light of heaven.
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They're doing like, sissy caption shit to that man but for the concept of taking Saudi blood money and jobbing to Cena.
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"Oooh, John Obliviman didn't read the small print on his phone contract and that means Evilcorp get to turn him into a public fuck machine" I don't think Evilcorp should be able to do that and I don't think shit like that should be happening often enough irl that people understand this plot point.
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Right?
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Buying a moderately expensive rosé for my friend June as a reconciliatory present because I gobbled up her son when he came home from college (she wasn't that upset but she thought it was a bit rude)
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The game is designed for two players but if you have nobody who matches your freak you can play solo as a journaling rpg! Buy this game!
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It's three dollars! If you're from the US that's cheaper than any of my stories, if you aren't from the US it's also cheaper than ever before! Buy this game!
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ICHOR OF THE BEAST GOD (9-12 / 12)
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ICHOR OF THE BEAST GOD (5-8 / 12)
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Imagine being describable with a sentence starting with "Rich trans women with a fetish for" and your main defining features as a group being not getting anything you want from other trans people and also not providing for their basic needs. Fundamental failure, what is the fucking POINT
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It's a three-dollar two-player game. You have three dollars and at least one friend who matches your freak.
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"Void my extended warranty baby"
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👀
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It's a three-dollar two-player game. You have three dollars and at least one friend who matches your freak.
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And who finds this annoying but an opportunity for a bit of weird fun.
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And like, not in a fun way, in a way that makes you a really unpleasant person.
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This applies very much to trans women ourselves but it is true if literally all queer people of every stripe actually. You oughtta be hovering somewhere between 30-70 ideally and outside that zone you're gonna start getting weird.
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"What did you upload to my servers?"
"Ohoho... has it started taking effect?"
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To: CSuite:Node:[email protected]
Send-As: AttackVectorRange#44**@VitalizeSecurity.Hive
Subject: Re: Naughty little corpos who leave too many unused network ports open get what's coming to them
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What if I folded up a lesbian into a little crane or cube that sat on my desk helplessly.
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You mean Richard Gere?
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Bestie this is a screenshot of a discord dm TO YOU
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But as long as you follow her care instructions it's possible that the problem could be solved non-invasively. It will involve being very good though.
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The behavioural diseases of running one's mouth and speaking out of turn are not so different from an abscess or cavity in the amount of danger they pose so prompt excision is the most advisable course of action.
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What if you have slight misgivings about what we did and you don't quite buy my assurance that you shouldn't tell him because boys don't understand but nonetheless having shared that with me still makes you feel incredibly cool and grown up
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What if by the time you realise what it actually was we did I've vanished into the mythology of your big brother's teen mistakes- you never knew my surname and he doesn't remember it so the chances of tracking me down are basically nonexistent. You decide to keep quiet about it.