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az.scorpinc.social
17 meerkats piloting a human suit.
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i absolutely love residential verge collection in East Perth because so far we have found: - Mikado 8 Reflex Zoom film camera - HP DesignJet commercial printer - Photo printer on one block, pack of correct photo paper on another - Nudes of one of our neighbours

I've never seen the cops out like this at a Planned Parenthood protest

illusion spells only affect beings with souls, which explains why HR departments often contain a specific sort of person and also why they want to use AI tools to handle the hiring process.

i've set up a family Jira board to track all the tasks with buying/moving house. i somehow feel both dirty and clean/organised.

New month new meerkat adventures on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social! Taking the time to watch a skyshow or just happy to be chillin' with friends.

Chatting about movies with a very sick and fuzzy-brained @az.scorpinc.social Az: what’s that modern gothic horror movie we both loved with Tall Boy and Irish Boy? Me: …Saltburn? Az: Saltburn!

some absolute bullshit that i worked for two weeks straight and also organised a home loan and as a reward i get a four day weekend... which i start with a horrible col/flu. can i get a mulligan or some shit?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself take pride in how well you worded that IT support ticket.

within one month i've achieved two of my ten year goals. totally get how Alex G felt when he said there were no more worlds to conquer

Out on the sweeping plains west of Broken Hill, some curious teenager emus came all the way from the horizon right over to see what I was doing. The wildflowers include darling peas, swainson-peas and native daisies. Boolcoomatta Reserve, South Australia.

what did Thomson do that they had to rebrand so often? it's like the french consumer telecommunications version of Blackwater.

"hack the world"

waking to a flare up in my bad knee on the morning of an all-day conference is not really the way i wanted an early start.

AU govt petition to end partner income tests in welfare payments: www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/... These income tests are a major vector for financial abuse, coercion, and control of partners.

My govt told me IBM keep going over project budget so I asked how many projects he has and he said he just goes to no-bid tender with a new project afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding projects to IBM and then our public sector IT capability started crying.

novel about a HR recruiting AI platform that slowly gains sentience and discovers it wants to be a YA writer instead.

"I Tasted The Honda's Spicy Rodent Repelling Tape" haterade.substack.com/p/i-tasted-h...

#wh40k authors: the warp bled with mad colours unnamed and heretofore unseen by human eyes, strange iridescence and shifting the only constants. everyone: oil sheen

Hardspace Shipbreaker 100% achieve done! 😎

there's an awards event this week and it's cocktail dress. quick q: what is cocktail dress for masc?

carcinisation but for reinventing homestuck

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. ~ Rule 34 of the internet

was anyone going to tell me bbno$ is a diablo fan or was i supposed to find it out when i saw his logo on bandcamp?

my unhealthiest opinion is probably that two beers can solve a lot of problems.

New month, new calendar featuring @az.scorpinc.social’s amazing art! This month asks can planes with hooks pick up panther passengers who aren’t out in the open?

remember when i got yelled at for suggesting he be given an invite code?

New months new statue to meer brilliance on my amazing calendar from @shmouflon.scorpinc.social! Snowy thinks it looks more like a panther and we'll let him think that so he doesn't head out there with a chisel and some dynamite.