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azardragon.bsky.social
32 I He/Him I'm just a simple nerd trying to make my way in the universe.
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Oh cool we finally got the Dorcelessness Bot

sequence commission for @wizardlizlard.bsky.social ! #fatfur #fatart #weightgain

Hello it's time for one of my dumbass jokes again Why do dragons love mountains? ...Because they're peak.

Dragon looking too intimidating? Make them rounder! They're not so scary when they're waddling with a belly dragging on the ground or struggling to even reach the ground with their paws! The dragon might disagree with this process, but keep their maw full and watch them soften up and round out!

Something about a dragon struggling to take flight, wings flapping but unable to gain any height, because they're so overfed seem to keep attracting more to try feeding them. They're never gonna get flying at that rate!

I simply think it's neat when the valiant hero is turned into a flustered, permanent blimp!

Flustered dragons that are struggling to waddle with their sudden increase in weight are already top tier. But one's that are trying to hide behind their embarrassment how much they enjoy being so much heavier are even better.

Inflation scenarios that involve eating a multiplying food or substance will always be top tier. Just wondering why your tiny smoothie suddenly becomes super filling as it doubles every few minutes inside you.

brother gregor!

An adventuring party stands before their once powerful and formidable draconic foe, now helpless and bloated into a blimp of scales. They decide to show proof of their success by rolling their defeated and embarrassed prize to town for all to see there's no threat anymore.

Commission for @halyo.bsky.social! #fatfur #fatfurries #fatfurry #fatfurs

I found this noivern out in the forest... it seems to be having some trouble flying. I think it might have just evolved from a noibat to a noi-fat! What do you think, should I "help it evolve" some more? #fatfur #furryart #pokemon #noivern

Dragons, known for being fierce, majestic, and sleek, but now is waddling with a belly that sways and is mere inches from dragging on the ground while trying to retain what dignity they can. Always gets the brain activating.

Bold Antics. 🦎

Skebのまん丸になって転がされる風竜さん と文字なし差分

"Rollable" is a great dragon shape, just saying.

Fun Fact Friday: Did you know that there were active volcanos on the moon while the dinosaurs were around? Lunar samples contained glass beads found in them that were roughly 125 million years old!

The Halo 2 and 3 main menu soundtracks are the best background music for doing almost anything.

Old Gator jig

Fun Fact Friday: Did you know that in Roman and Medieval literature, dragons couldn't fly? And that in the first Encyclopedia by Pliny the Elder, they were noted to "throws itself from the branches of trees; dragons are dangerous not only to the feet but also fly like a missile from a catapult.”

Looks like @azardragon.bsky.social is going to need a bigger measuring tape... The result of measuring chonks vs. happiness appears to be a promising correlation, but a biiit more testing is necessary. Not that Yri seems to mind! Part 3 of a wonderful sequence from @mazhthegrey.bsky.social !

Amidst all the feeding, it looks like @azardragon.bsky.social is curious to document the effects such an influx of treats has on one's figure. Based on initial findings, the correlation appears to be positive- but more testing is needed! Part 2 of a wonderful sequence from @mazhthegrey.bsky.social!

Looks like Yri's not the only one who struggles with saddlebags... Seems as if @azardragon.bsky.social waited a bit too long to make sure those belts still fit. Or should I say "weighted" too long~? Another all-time favorite of mine. Artwork done by the talented @biglovealicia.bsky.social !