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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

submitted 16 hours ago • 79 comments

Eight year old: Who is the pope? Me: Begins to explain… Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

submitted 2 days ago • 707 comments

No song for this shit show.

submitted 3 days ago • 309 comments

This edit was sitting in my brain for years.

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’ ~ Pedro Pascal

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

You are here.

submitted 11 days ago • 129 comments

As a patriotic American who believes very firmly in freedom, I'd like to very plainly state that someone else's gender is none of my business, and people living their lives as they so choose in that regard has no impact on mine whatsoever.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

This got posted in my slack shitposting channel and I am VERY attacked by this image

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

*taps mic* Hey Millenials! You know what we're not gonna do? We're not gonna fucking watch that new HBO Harry Potter show because R*owling is a reprehensible human/transphobe/acephobe and we're not giving her money. Okay? OKAY?! Yes, I mean *you*. Also read a different book. Hell, *write* one.

submitted 14 days ago • 27 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News

submitted 19 days ago • 93 comments

Rep. Maxwell Frost: If we are quiet, if elected officials are quiet, then we are complicit. We cannot be complicit in the tearing apart of Medicaid, of Social Security, of food stamps and nutritional assistance, of the things that we fought for and earned! #HandsOff @frost.house.gov

submitted 23 days ago • 37 comments

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

submitted 24 days ago • 177 comments

A sharp former Georgia attorney has found Young Thug's terms of probation and, with its typical attention to detail, Fulton requires him to have guns and do crimes

submitted 25 days ago • 55 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 11 comments

“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

submitted 37 days ago • 578 comments

Piss off every transphobe, and piss on every transphobe.

submitted 38 days ago • 103 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 141 comments

If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 52 days ago • 86 comments

"Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things."

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

It's not that the kid is wrong, it's that he's wrong with utter and serene confidence. When people ask me why I wrote The Death of Expertise, it wasn't ignorance that compelled me to write, it was this kind of unbreakable, completely self-assured ignorance that did it.

submitted 48 days ago • 395 comments

Holy crap, am I an old?

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submitted 95 days ago • 7 comments

They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab

submitted 49 days ago • 24 comments

AOC: It's really because Republicans— they’re very thin skinned and they're very sensitive, and their feelings are very easily hurt. And so they have to vote on censure resolutions.

submitted 53 days ago • 689 comments

well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...

submitted 53 days ago • 68 comments

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

submitted 55 days ago • 1204 comments