Profile avatar
azsunyx.bsky.social
Shitposter, mental health advocate, broken in the weirdest possible ways
201 posts 62 followers 101 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 42 Comments 8

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Mockingbird of the Magnolia tree next to my window, You sing such pretty songs I would appreciate if you did not sing them at midnight I know you're just trying to get laid But the (human and avian) women want to sleep.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

So THAT'S why they're closed on Sundays

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Me: pushes crosswalk button, sees car coming from a block away, not slowing down. Me: Raises arm to prepare friendly wave if he stops in time ...nope, he's not going to stop at all Me: turn wave into the finger as diver tries to apologize Driver: *gasp* I saiiiiiid soooorry...jeeez

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

A collection of unrelated memes that are now related

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So are we still having the kids say "...with liberty & justice for all" with their little hands on their hearts or nah?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,377 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

bare minimum 🐁🪧

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

It's World Budgie Day! Get learning about and appreciating these amazing little guys! #worldbudgieday #science

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

This is disgraceful and un-American. The Trump administration defended its removal of articles highlighting the achievements of minority service members, including Navajo code talkers, Marines at Iwo Jima, and famed Black baseball player Jackie Robinson.

submitted 38 days ago • 244 comments

Musk staffers are joking about how upcoming Social Security changes will restrict access by requiring in-person visits while simultaneously shutting down offices. They are touting the cost savings from limiting access.

submitted 38 days ago • 376 comments

Please do not speak loudly in the library. You might wake "it" up.

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Drop it, Biscuits! Bad dog

submitted 42 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Lilith refused to kneel. Hecate lit the path. Sekhmet turned rage into fire. Kali destroyed to create. The Morrigan crowned warriors in blood. Artemis ran free. Freyja took love and war in equal measure. Medusa never forgave. Persephone made her prison her throne. You were meant to be untamed.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream Trump pardoned Ghislane Maxwell and the republicans cheered. It's only a matter of time.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Not having facebook to distract me has led to a productive weekend....apart from trying everything to get my account back. It's way too easy to get banned and almost ZERO way to reach a human to rectify it, I'm surprised there's not a class action lawsuit.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

portion

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My internal/eternal struggle.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Last month, I said Americans are now involuntary employees of Elon Musk: Our labor will be converted into federal subsidies for his businesses. Now Chicagoans’ tax dollars (including mine 🙋🏼‍♀️) are being used to protect Musk’s capital instead of the people of the city.

submitted 48 days ago • 93 comments

👋 Hey Kids!!! Get ready to either laugh uproariously or sob inconsolably, cuz it's time for either the SUNDAY FUNNIES or the TRUTHFUL TRAGEDIES, depending on your own personal point-of-view. #Enjoy 🤣 (or) #Despair 😩

submitted 48 days ago • 745 comments

This is basically exactly what happened to me writersinthestormblog.com/2025/01/face...

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

@la-siren.bsky.social P.S. banned from facebook and idk if you got my text <3

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

We all need more table-flipping Jesus energy.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

thanks for the new BANner, facebook

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

This is probably the best punchline I'll ever write. I love that it has followed me around the internet for a decade.

submitted 49 days ago • 28 comments

Welp, facebook permanently disabled my account using AI and didn't allow me to appeal in a way that adds context. My sin? I quoted a TV show in a meme group. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, of all things.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, anxiety, it's only Tuesday

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

We’re vibing

submitted 54 days ago • 12 comments

This is why we karaoke together

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re at home today, not spending money, and feeling bored, you might be wondering, “What could I do?” Well, task one: you can make random reports on this website: enddei.ed.gov

submitted 57 days ago • 583 comments