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hey remember when bush used the patriot act to expand executive power to dangerous fashy levels and then obama expanded those powers and then trump expanded those powers and then biden expanded those powers? probably nothing to worry about!

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 literally any 🕯 good news 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

ed is cool and the pretty much the only person doing worthwhile writing about the "ai" bubble right now, please help him do a boaty mcboatface

they announced a remake like 3 weeks after I posted this, do you guys want me to manifest anything else

When I was young some of the stronger boys made me drink the idiot juice. They made me chug it.

setting up for dungeon synth

Code 721, Officer-Involved Approaching of Lu Bu

Thinking about how I bounced right off the 2009 collapse because a bunch of europeans and chinese tour groups with suddenly strong currency came to New Orleans on vacation and how there is absolutely no fucking shot of that happening again

foxes are going absolutely ape shit outside, it really makes you understand why people believed in forest ghosts and banshees and things of that nature

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

"meet the couple who's whole thing is having lots of kids" bro medieval peasants could do this. get that shit out of the news. what's next? "farmer grows corn"?

jazz night in a few minutes

my daughter is learning to talk and understands counting more as a matter of repeating sounds she's heard in sequence. As she was falling asleep I heard her counting to herself in French, and it went (I am not joking) "one, two, three, ten, more, sleep, dog, cat, anyway"

The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma

god forbid you let people find out that there are cheap EVs that don't fucking explode

“chaser or rotten egg. call it.” “what” “you need to call it. i can't call it for you. or it wouldn’t be fair.”

it is thursday my dudes

can't do anything about how bad the world is so instead I'm getting extremely mad at a "corporate goth" fashion collection that doesn't even include a single blazer???? i'll kill you

Narnia could not be reached for comment.

Elon Musk has passed away. A roving band of troglodytes cut out his still-beating heart with obsidian knives as he cried out hysterically for someone to save him. His brutish, ugly death was widely mocked on social media. He will be forgotten shortly.

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

boosting because good and we need more good

whoa black betty

Shout out to the Joann's employee who responded to "how's it going" with "honestly? I don't do anything around here. they should have fired me like eleven years ago". Absolute queen.

whoa black betty

got the last black silk thread (it rolled behind the display)

trying to "its a prank its a prank" our way back to a manufacturing economy

for sale: baby shoes ($300)

so I did or did not need to buy like a hundred of those sewing needles I like from Vietnam (???)