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babyrose.bsky.social
Metrosexual Jigsaw
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Thinking about watching Madame Webb again

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Not the guy at the liquor store saying “long time no see”

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Listening to mary jane by rick james on repeat until my plane takes off

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Up late last night looking at rare beanie babies

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My Lyft driver is absolutely sending it every chance he can he’s gonna cut 20 minutes off this drive

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

In Chicago for the week, haven’t been here since my plane got diverted bc a lady hit a baby

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Eating jollibee (heaven)

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

put whip cream on my instant coffee (mud) and my gf saw it and said “wow lipstick on a pig” can I be free in my home

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

I love throwing up

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Why are my best friends in michigan the 50 year old guys running the liquor store

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Why don’t more places have pitbull on the playlist

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

at the drive-in in the old man's ford behind the bushes til I'm screamin for more down the basement lock the cellar door and baby talk tuah me

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

can’t stop saying talk tuah my girlfriend is gonna give me da old yeller

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

thought hoda was dead

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Changed my name (on Instagram) to Tonky b (a chimp name) last week and feeling pretty good!

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

the WiFi and a/c were broken on this flight they should have passed out the emergency cigarettes (I know they have them)

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the guy on my row on this hour flight from Detroit to Raleigh who is slamming 2 miller lites in this last 30 minutes

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

the ai gorilla couch is in my open tabs again 😔

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Put a cocktail umbrella in my coffee to see if it will piss off my gf this morning

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

submitted 524 days ago • 77 comments

My phone keeps dying when im playing roblox

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Who bought all this stuff

submitted 211 days ago • 1 comment

Have u ever had so much stuff in ur house u could scream

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Was just on a flight with bad turbulence so I listened to this on repeat for 45 minutes of it

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

cigars should be called bigarettes

submitted 217 days ago • 7 comments

I think if the plane is going down they should light up the cigarette lights and start passing loosies back. Smoke em if ya gottem boys

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

i want chocolate chip cookie 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

submitted 226 days ago • 1 comment

Operating on airport rules until I move

submitted 238 days ago • 0 comments

Eating a wedge salad

submitted 239 days ago • 1 comment

This is by far the worst thing ever drawn

submitted 243 days ago • 0 comments

why aren’t there bands like sugar ray (good) anymore

submitted 243 days ago • 0 comments

ate about 100 grapes today

submitted 246 days ago • 0 comments

guy next to me keeps putting a zyn pouch in his mouth and then falling asleep - is he swallowing them???

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

Bring back cigarettes on planes

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

I laugh everytime I read “minions: the rise of gru” why did they name it that

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

normalize plane rides only being one hour. that’s enough time in the sky

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

They should serve fresh pizza on planes

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they put little drawings of cigarettes all over the plane. Makes me want a cigarette

submitted 272 days ago • 0 comments

sitting in my house and can hear faint music…. why is freak on a leash playing softly from my phone…..

submitted 274 days ago • 0 comments

the chuck e. cheese across the street is back on doordash. good for them

submitted 281 days ago • 0 comments

why did I drink a cup of coffee at 6:30 pm

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

In bed but wishing I was downstairs eating strawberries

submitted 286 days ago • 0 comments

got bbq sauce all over my shoulder for later

submitted 287 days ago • 0 comments

I’d pay $20-$40 to smoke a cigarette in this lyft I’m just saying

submitted 293 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe I’m listening to your body is a wonderland in 2024 in a lyft. Jigsaw is my driver

submitted 293 days ago • 0 comments