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The Desert Ape You probably have not heard of me. I am cool though. My life is dope, and I do dope ass shit. Same name on IG
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I'm Mar🐫 & I approve this message. 👍 #EcomomicBlackout (image by @donkoclock.bsky.social) 🙏

Should I talk more about running/fitness, or should I make this account more like what my bird app was like and focus on current events?

Where do we begin?

So... maybe I will start doing this everyday

How is a burrito place gonna be out of fucking beans?

I am really bad at this app

I watched the first episode of True Detective finally... I have to say I am interested. But considering I never even finished TWD, not sure I will get around to finishing this show either.

It has been 2 weeks since Christmas... I have worked three 25+ hour shifts, As well as three 12-hour training shifts as supervisor. I think eating half of a leftover pizza at 9 am is warranted. 336 hours have passed, and about 111 of them, I have been on duty. Damn... no wonder I am sleepy.

I really should show up here more... y'all are pretty funny

When I was young... you used to buy a bag of special mushrooms, and you could share it with all your friends... I just saw a person put a whole bag of mushrooms on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and it made me mad... it made me want to go back in time and redo some things.

Before the year gets too far away from us... I want to be the first person to wish you a Happy Halloween!

I have two robot vacuums currently named Tony Shark and Clean Elizabeth... but I do believe I will be updating them to CASE and TARS

I think TARS humour setting was just fine.

That 1990s feeling of slow motion walking into a dance club.

I will do better in 2025.

Whenever one of my cats does something wrong... I am mad at the other cats in the house for not taking corrective actions against the cat that messed up... they should handle their sibling before I have to

I am no longer going to ask, "Are people this dumb?" When I encounter an influencer who spreads misinformation about health, fitness, or food science who has thousands of followers. The follower count speaks for itself. Many people are dumb.

Footloose is a sci-fi movie.

Joker: Folie à Deux... Complex and phenomenal... only an uncultured fool would say otherwise. It was not the comic book movie the toxic nerds and douche bags wanted... but it was the film they deserved.

They want to get rid of the polio vaccine... they are either far stupider than we already knew... or far more evil than we thought

I probably just followed a scammer/fake account... but we will see how it plays out.

Wisconsin is just cheesy Texas.

Do you think it is a red flag if someone answers subjective questions on Quora?

The super rich and corporations continue to push the narrative that if they fail, we all fail.. thus, when they fail, they get bailed out of their failures. Yet when they succeed, there are not many changes for the working class... some are too blind to believe it

This is a multi-level history thought that is fantastic, and I am here for it...

This is the part when I look at the camera and raise my eyebrows.

Much like after working for the government, I stopped buying into "secret government" conspiracies... after having robot vacuums, I no longer feel robots, and/or AI will be the end of humanity. These muthafukkas cannot get through the cleaning cycle without me helping them with their roller brush.

When I am eating little potatoes, I like to imagine that I am stranded on Mars and that I grew the potatoes myself.

I was super busy at work yesterday (side story to all that, but I digress)... I had a first in my career yesterday. On the way to a 911 call, I was forced to silence my siren and stop the ambulance because a chicken (and her chicks) were crossing the road.

Sliver of the moon Like a smile in the sky Waiting on sunrise #haiku #poem

You ever just sit back and think, "Man, Sammy Davis, Jr. would have liked me."

Still relevant.

Do you ever sit back and wonder if Mike Jones was also asking who Mike Jones is?

Whenever I submit my supply order when on duty, I add that we need cheesecake. The duty supervisor has advised me that cheesecake is actually on backorder. I think he has inaccurate information

I was followed by a fake (likely scammer) day trader f0rex trader account... now I know this will be a serious platform.

Y'all ever sit back and think about how we used to use payphones without second guessing what kind of gnarly germs were on that thing?

Just a typical day in EMS... eating a bagel in the EMS room of the ER while CPR is happening 2 doors down... #TravelingParamedicCircus

Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter...

Post a non-religious photo you think is holy.