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“Oh hey Madison, how have you been? You look ~exhausted.” Bitch how dare you. I know what I look like thank you very ~much. Jesus.

I just want to cry and eat tacos. That’s all I want. To just openly sob and eat tacos. I can’t take anymore.

I just want to curl up and eat sushi. I can’t take anymore this week.

As I’m sitting here, in excruciating pain from throwing my back out, it has just occurred to me the terrible mistake I made wearing these skinny-esque jeans. There is no way I will ever be able to take them off……….

Just saying.

Another year trapped in this hell hole, it’s like it just never ends

People who make videos and don’t caption them should be boiled in their own pudding. It’s 2025 people, the hearing impaired have existed forever. Apparently you were unaware.

I threw out my back, and I can’t walk, and I can’t lay down, and life is terrible, and all I want are tacos, and I can’t afford tacos, and I hate everything. A Memoir

Store clerk looking at me earrings - “Eat the Rich, eh?” Me - “Yep chop ‘em up into little pieces and consume them” Her - “……….. so……That’s a nice sweatshirt” She wasn’t ready for the smoke apparently😂 #EatTheRich

It has passed the House and is on the way to the Senate. If you have Ever changed your name, go get a passport in your new name Now.

Honestly nothing has been more heartbreaking than buying all my veggies for my delicious salad I was going to make, and then realizing I never bought lettuce 😭😭😭

My husband just said “Hey, you and Back to the Future both turn 40 this year”……. And those are the last words he ever said

Honestly one of the saddest things about the Tr*mp presidency is it shows that no matter what, even in the face of fascism, the United States will never elect a woman.

If you get arrested protesting, when you make your call, do NOT say something like "I got caught." Don't say anything about what you were doing. Say “I was arrested & need you to come get me." You’re recorded constantly during the arrest, in the car, every call or conversation until you walk out.

if i was instructed to censor the gestapo forces i’d start to wonder if i was one of the bad guys

So tonight my husband sang something to our daughter, trying to be funny, and she so nonchalantly said “Off key” and then went back to what she was doing, and I swear it’s the greatest burn I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂

Rumors that ICE has been spotted in Cleveland’s inner west side suburb (Ohio) www.reddit.com/r/Cleveland/...

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“Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed.” - Inglorious Basterds Worth a rewatch tonight

The irony of wearing a Mental Health Matters shirt while simultaneously texting my therapist that I have to go down to once a month because I can’t afford it, is not lost upon me.

Very excited to have to quit therapy because I can’t afford the co-pay. Thanks American Healthcare System

You mean to tell me there are actually people who think of something and then ~don’t drop everything they’re doing to focus on doing that one singular thing? Preposterous!

How much caffeine do you think you have to drink before you die? #AskingForAFriend

And I just learned my health insurance is going up. Will there ever be a time I’m not terrified about money? I just want to be able to put gas in my car, to get my daughter a small treat, to just grab a quick meal, without being terrified of the repercussions.

It’s only 11am and I’m already crying. This doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day.

This case is exhausting. But I don’t care if it makes me eat only once a day out of necessity, or that I get tired from the stress of it at 9/930 every night, or that my anxiety might eat me alive. I’ll fight every minute of it.