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badongism.bsky.social
In store signing @ Waterstones 5/2 9am - security catch me
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Keep at it. I’d rather see social media die entirely but at least this is a place Elon Muskrat can’t profit from
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Eagerly awaiting your own spinoff series when, racked with grief, you spill so much liquid you turn an entire town into your own little 1950s fantasy sit com world where you live in marital bliss with your resurrected spouse, Victim Girl
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On the upside you can get him to pay the damages with a rigged find-the-ball-under-the-cup game. He’s such a mark
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Same! They all think I’m a porn bot too
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I can’t believe 2024 is the last year we’ll have for 1.7 million years where the digits add up to 8 probably
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Super Megason IV just sat here like “am I a joke to you?”
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I assume the majority of you did forget since you re-elected the person responsible?
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Actually I just did the maths (assuming the babies are like 1-2 years old as I need to gauge weight/volume) - 194 chicken McNuggets (per pocket) - 3,516 M&Ms (total) - 611 Pringles (per pocket) - 7.5 litres of soup (assuming you waterproof it) - 5.6kg of mashed potato and/or spaghetti (per pocket)
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Hypothetically, how many chicken nuggets can you fit in that bad boy? Asking for a friend lol jk I don’t have friends who aren’t chicken nuggets
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Maybe time is slipping backwards? Waiting for Shawn Goater to come out of retirement and replace Haaland
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Been doing this since early November and it’s bliss. Enjoy!
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He’ll just say anything and then argue the ingredients are fake news
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In the same way that creepy family on the street who eat their own faeces and hang swastikas in the windows are alone, yes.
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I’m sure if you paid him enough Trump would read all the labels on a Big Mac box to someone’s kid at Mar-a-Lago secret document storage facility