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haha oh man talk about relatable ‼️💯

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there is a hamster in my cole slaw

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“aaaANDDD welcome back to Jackass, this stunt is called the Granny Slam!” (i climb into a barrel on a hill behind some old women, Steve-O pushes me & i fly down, smashing into a rock & bruising my spleen) “fughck! ahahaaaaa call 911!” the gang’s laughing. bam pukes.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

on this episode of Jackass, Johnny Knoxville goes to the moon without a spacesuit.

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we need to wage a jihad against dane cook

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

never bullshit, never stop posting, never log off, stay true, and stay tight as fuck 💯

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Frog The Dry Cog would’ve been a much better name than Toad The Wet Sprocket, imo.

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my mom is flaming me on my soundcloud she's my only listener

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get your Like-Button pressers (fingers) ready, cause i am currently Posting some stuff Online!

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Mr Smart Guy, is Online

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I hate when I'm crashing out so I have to lock in and start aura farming

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its so goated when the pleasure is all mine

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“I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit” - 50 Cent, 2010

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drinking a little glass of coca cola every day, imagining i am like a medieval king becoming immune to poisons

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welcome to Cinco De Mayo in America™️. today, rich white people wear sombreros, drink margaritas and coronas, stuff their faces with tacos, and mumble along to mexican music when they don’t even know spanish. but tomorrow? it’s back to wanting the people of Mexico dead.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

the police are trying to find my location

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Cinco De Mayonnaise! haha has anyone said this? no? i’m the first. nice.

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Cinco De Mayo Monday, followed by Taco Tuesday? wall builders are in absolute shambles over this 1 simple fact.

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telling my driving instructor Don’t ever say that to me

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replying to your funny post just saying 'good night' and getting two or three other mutuals to do the same thing so that you're forced to put down your phone and go to bed, as a prank

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

I enjoy slicing cabbage. Leave that food processor in the cupboard, girl. I'll make your slaw.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

5 pounds of pork butt into the crockpot with garlic, onions, and jalapenos before i go to work. taco night, baby.

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