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bummer, lmaoooo

tryign to get me to shut the fuck up is like trying to get a rat to learn tap dancing. you’re gonna have to bribe me with cheese,, and it still might not work.

"Sex with women used to feel good. Now, it doesn't. What is going on? Now, honest, hard-working American men need to have sex with men. Who is doing this? Us here at Fox News believe it's something called 'cute boys'. More later"

welcome to Chilis, ignore the monkeys swinging from the ceiling and throwing poop, that’s normal here

trying to play Scrabble with my dog, but he keeps beating me, i think he’s cheating but i can’t prove it.

my boss said i always smell like farts, and i wasnt aware it was that obvious that i’ve been keeping jars of farts on my person.

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please poop here

i’m smelly and old and i live in your supply closet? no this isn’t a riddle, it’s just all i could afford.

dont piss on my egg and tell me its raining, bucko

If I wa rich i would buy billboards and also end all problems in the world. If I had the cash

logging into Bsky and this is the first interaction i see, i’m just gonna try again tomorrow.

bad poster aka Chef Dude Bro, is going to bed, it’s time to get a few good hours of sleep. night homies and bros.

every Post i make, i get 2 pennies & a cigarette. every 10th Post, i get a slice of bread & a cup of warm milk, from the Elders Posting Guild.

i am going to vermont this weekend, again, gang, i am so excited.