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the most punk rock thing you can do is pass out and dream some good dreams bro, wake up well rested as hell

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Everyone keeps hitting me, slapping me, striking me, and they're also running up and socking me in the throat and in the gut. They are also whooping my ass, and they are also beating my ass to tar. They're beating my ass a bright tomato red.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

good night goon night good night goon night gun nite

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

[at the gym] (girl walks up next to me) me, sitting on a bench: 76, 77… grunting, 78…. her: ???? me: did you hear that? 78. (visibly lying) i can count to 78.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

3 golf clubs walk into a bar. the bartender says “what will you guys have?” the 9 iron asks for a whiskey. the 5 iron asks for a vodka soda. the 3rd club says “i’ll have a water” the bartender says “you’re not drinking?” the 3rd club says “no, i’m the driver”

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Btw it's sexy to have hobbies and never do them

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

i am so fucking mad today i truly think i could smash a plank with my hand, or break a brick with my head,, or like dunk my balls in bowling water, like those karate guys do

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

everytime u break the pasta in half an italian man weeps

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

there is not a single dog alive on this planet right now that was here when the 2nd tower fell

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

It's funny but it's called mood

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

@altaudge.ruins.party with and without the text (my fiancee helped me in finding a sassy girl movie that would fit your style)

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

this is what it feels like

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@coombutt.bsky.social with or without text (this one is my favorite so far)

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

@caffeineandroses.bsky.social

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I can't wait for my favorite holiday (9/11)

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Hi, I'm Cranberry Smith. This is my first time on the internet.

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

@okabacus.bsky.social

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

bluesky post: shitposter69: poop is funny Brenda 🇺🇦🇺🇸: WOW SOME OF US HAVE IBS. WAY TO BE RACIST. THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU VOTED HARRIS ~twinkly blimpo~: so true!!! I want to die

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

like this post and reply to it, and i’ll make you a header based on what i think would fit your profile

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments