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*Pees*

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

When people ask me about my future

submitted 93 days ago • 3 comments

juliet: What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet. romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent. romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good juliet: dude

submitted 517 days ago • 2 comments

congratulations

submitted 526 days ago • 29 comments

that shitty thing some liberals do where they're like 'fuck the south' whenever some new horrifying person gets elected in florida/texas with zero thought to the people who live there, DIDN'T WANT THAT, and are going to be impacted the most? that's what a lot of you sound like about global politics

submitted 518 days ago • 13 comments

What's it called when you touch a penis to another penis but one of them is a clit?

submitted 518 days ago • 1 comment

*Pees in ur lap* I'm sorry Meow meow I'm sorry meow

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

giving myself lead poisoning to better bond with my parents

submitted 527 days ago • 17 comments

It’s sex worker Saturday! You know what to do 💖 Creators drop a pic and your links, buyers show support with tips and reposts! 🖤🧡

submitted 523 days ago • 44 comments

ANYTHING YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER I WILL DO TO YOU YOU WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS I WILL BE SURLY AND EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE THE SEX WILL BE PRETTY GOOD 👍

submitted 524 days ago • 3 comments

you know what? fuck you *flays your mind*

submitted 542 days ago • 16 comments

reskeet if you love girldick or hate capitalism

submitted 568 days ago • 10 comments

Bluesky should start using "retweet" cuz I think it'd be funny.

submitted 558 days ago • 0 comments

his palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy there's

submitted 558 days ago • 41 comments

submitted 561 days ago • 19 comments

say what you will about barbara for being a zionist and a dipshit and a rude bitch and snooty and many more things, but at least she's respectful enough to address me properly. how kind of her

submitted 560 days ago • 16 comments

is baba yaga's house a mech

submitted 560 days ago • 22 comments