badtrick.bsky.social
Ahhhhstin, Texas. He/him. Local musician and guy willing to move heavy stuff.
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Me in a 'borrowed' uniform, a pillow stuffed in the belly, and strategically-shaved head: "Alright, gentlemen, what's our first move to isolate and arrest ICE?"
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I'm not convinced this isn't all a big kayfabe.
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malpractice lawsuits are going to be goldmine for the AI lawyers
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"the most effective, broadly popular positions."
It's telling that the article doesn't specify what any of these positions are. "Don't be woke and progress" isn't a position - it's the abandonment of one. At some point, you have to say the shitty things you want and believe.
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nah, he went down the conspiracy theory to MAGA pipeline over the last two decades. He was calling Sandy Hook a hoax. He absolutely believes there's an invasion of immigrants orchestrated by commie elites that justifies the contemporary police state.
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unfortunately Dale would go on to be appointed the head of the FBI
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If I stay and push the button for another hour later, I get a pellet and a half!
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It's also failing up season in the U.S.
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hoping that tacos become anti-trump coded
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is the awkward gesture their shibboleth?
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God made us in the image and likeness of steamed dumplings
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The Charlie Browns of today have hoes.
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We re-elected this dumbass because we're a nation of dumbasses.
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Hanging out with your buds IRL is now revolutionary action.
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Leopards, faces, etc.
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Or she, idk, but whatever.
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Always fighting the urge to say "we don't need to bring ink and paper into this" when asked if I want a receipt for fast food or whatever
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bro, that's Zeitgeist
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from the steamer to the heat lamp, by either means, we're cooked, fam
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"Alam smashed windows"
It's just sort of his thing, you know?
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It seems that a not small number of boomer Democrats are so narcissistic as to feel superior to the passage of time itself.
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but don't, whatever you do, as imagine that you ran for a second term despite promising not to. That would be unhelpful context.
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you can feel that some DNC consultant wants to put out a poll if aggressive cancer is an issue with voters for a '28 presidential candidate run
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"don't take my medical advice" says the guy whose job it is to give advice to the president about the health of the US people
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They yearn for Microsoft's Tay from 2016.
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Personally, as a resident of Texas not on Ozempic, I'd love it if restaurants had more small-portion options that aren't fried appetizers.
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In my experience, virtually everyone who calls themselves a 'traditionalist' is in search of traditions to adopt. There's no need for the word if you already have them. It's very convert-coded.
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he will never receive the love and affirmation from the people and things that he wants them from most, only his child entourage and pathetic reply guys
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Is it made with real MoPac?
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Did they?
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But Republicans will have a temper tantrum if you try to explain how breathing in nitrogen dioxide from indoor gas stoves will fuck up their lungs.
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Working from home and hitting the KVM switch.
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wait, I can just blame other people for my ineptitude, then take credit for any random good shit that happens? and call everyone who contradicts me a hater? it's just that simple??
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to a trance beat
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A non-alcoholic twist on the whiskey cocktail?
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This time two years ago, Republicans were making gas stoves a pillar of their whole personality.
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"You're not the Rebellion-you're the Empire." - Imperial Palace posts on the HoloNet
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People made jokes about his golf boasts but, in so many ways, Trump is America's Kim Jong Il.
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Families are always rising and falling in America.
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Trump robbing the dysphemism of "policing" to be just a reference to what is actually happening.
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no, I shall become Korean and drink the soju and eat the odeng - I will then meet my work friends at a noraebang, drink maekju, and drunkenly confess to my crush
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Knowing things is anti-MAGA
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they're saying tuberculosis is the masculine ozempic
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but do they still have the chicken bake? tbc, that *looks* delicious but has to deliver if taking the mantle of the chicken bake
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Been hating Trump since before it became popular