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For the first time in over 20 years, Israel has deployed tanks in the West Bank, after expelling 40,000 Palestinians from refugee camps. This is a prelude to full annexation, and makes a mockery of the ceasefire agreement that Israel continues to violate. [1/3]

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

coming this holiday season

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

What the fuck is happening at UDON

A story in three parts

Have you ever wondered how we go from pencil sketch to in-game sprite for our monster-recording RPG game Cassette Beasts? Here's an explainer! #gamedev #GodotEngine

Hey bluesky! We're hiring for a few positions! Come work with us on Project D :) -> halfmermaid.co/jobs 🌟 Senior Character Artist 🌟 Cinematic Manager 🌟 Senior Environment Artist (European timezones) 🌟 Level Designer (European timezones)

Me talking to my Dad in September 1998:

Felt inspired

My favourite bit of this article is the bit where they have to admit that the wealth-hoarding boomer stereotype is 100% accurate.

You wouldn't say this to Mario's face

Microsoft going into GenAI, Sony's whole library shitting itself because of its failed live service initiative, Nintendo doing the exact thing everybody expected with no surprises genuinely feels like this old-ass gif come back to life

Netflix will have a massive presence at events like SGF and The Game Awards, splashing out mega money on huge elaborate stands & pissed-up parties with massive bar tabs & costumed actors to entertain guests and then... do this. lol

There really is no experience like playing a Civ game with a group of friends, even if one of them is far too good at the game. @baldbreens.bsky.social has done a great write-up of our game that will forever leave me with great memories and mental scars. www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

I don't know who this guy might be but I definitely think he should be freed and given carte blanche to do whatever he wants, for the sake of civilization

If you drew this event as a satirical political cartoon, people would say "oh come on, that's too on the nose."

can't decide if they are knowingly trying to reduce US influence abroad or if they're just so averse to academic language that they can't read between the lines of the program titles. are they confused that they don't see programs titled like "spies" & "bribes" & so on lol

One of these days we're gonna have to accept the "let people enjoy things" crowd are to blame for everything. Continued Harry Potter junk, live service games getting canned, the MCU. All of this should be ridiculed and mocked so we can avoid the hell we're in.

Okada Of Time

Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

RANDOM USER NAMED 420BIRTHDAY88: “They’re spending $100,000,000 to make all white children look like Caillou. If you’re white, Biden said you have to be Caillou.” ELON: “Wow. Pulling funding from science research right now.” PRESS: “Elon vows to end hundred million dollar Caillou conversion plan.”

holy shit this cover art

Sat next to a really sweet old lady on my flight who I had a nice conversation with however she also saw me die to a dark souls 3 crab and pointed at my steam deck and went "did that crab kill you"

Remember when people voted for Kier Starmer. Lmao.

I mean yes the patriarchy is bad but mainly because I don't want the bigger boys to bully me

penis with usb-c charging

33 hours into Civ 7 after playing two games.

There are some mysteries I'm happier never solving. Why do all the shoe repair guys also cut keys? I'll never know and it's better that way.

Capcom is apparently the only publisher of chunky new games for this gen

My name is David?

when i use the circle button as confirm on my playstation controller

not a new observation but Elon Musk genuinely isn't very bright, genuinely has no idea how most things work, and his entire supergenius engineer persona is a tech press-enabled mythology (they've never been held accountable for)

This is true. Triple-A publishers regularly hire people from (or people that have studied) the gambling industry and the psychological mechanics at play there. These are the people informing your live service SBMM and microtransactions. Live service games are out to get you, full stop.