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This is a great opportunity for Belfast
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She seems out of your league, go for it.
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Chicago has long consolidated schools to the detriment of minority students. They leave one open and it gets attacked by @propublica.org of all places.
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He's starting a few, so he has more to end; that's next-level thinking.
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This is how cults start. According to the book of Gemini, Query 300, response 25: Ye who believe you can fly may do so if you do not understand the mechanical concepts of Bernoulli's Principle. Go forth, spread your wings, and spend eternity as a monument to my knowledge.
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Sure, but make it a sticker and you've got a shot.
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Much less cursed
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The hot dog place at the Forks has solid comfort poutine.
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He could have at least worn a flat brim. He looks like the world's oldest draft pick.
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My own creation is the Chicago Champaign: Drink the neck off of a Topo Chico and pour in a shot of Malort.
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We can't even get the mayor to close the beaches when there are shark attacks.
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When I drive through Barrington, I often see a Rolls-Royce SUV, and that's got to be the most expensive way to take the kids to soccer I've seen.
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Churches: People are leaving the faith and we can't figure out why. Also Churches: Let's get together and vote on banning everything fun and endorsing discrimination.
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Where is the Wess mustache test we were promised?
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I'll see you're Charlie Brown and raise you a John Stamos.
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What's up with this DUDE‽
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Yeah, fair point
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It's unlikely they have mobilized this unit. There are many closer units that would be easier and cheaper to activate instead of one half way around the world. www.pacom.mil/Media/Photos...
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They were in Okinawa 3 weeks ago and in Australia now. I'm not physically looking at them, but there is enough news from their PAO if you filter for the last month in Google News.
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Thx buddy. Wishposting false info is bad for everyone. Take 10 seconds and confirm basic info before posting.
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Yeah, it's a real Murphy's Law situation; it is easier to get an answer by making an incorrect statement than by asking a question.
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Keep it on the DL www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUx1...
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You gotta keep quiet when you talk about ska. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUx1...
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Don't forget to add a quick explainer on how the LA Sheriff's Department is a gang.
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Shit, I'm so sorry. At least books are forever.
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I grew up around Chicago, I watched a lot of TV and I've never heard of it.
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Has the Unbound/Boundless collapse caught you up in it as well?
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That feels like an early indicator of trash.
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I'm happy to not be traveling through O'Hare, but sad I can't hunt these shinies.
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I'm just sayin...
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Yeah, just google Riot Fest's relationship with Chicago. It's a wild ride of petty bullshit, lies, and shitting on the community.
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England (UK), they are a staple
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Once again, THEY HAD SIGNS!
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It's ugly, but at least it's loud and proud.
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The gritty reboot of Life Aquatic.
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The book A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik is a delightful play on the Magic School trope and truly plays with expectations while giving you a fast-paced story that uses the humor of Grimdark without the gratuitous violence. I read it in a single day and can't wait to get to the next one.
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Pigs in suits has never been more apt.