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balldontlie.bsky.social
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watched some reacher on the treadmill today and i do love that we have a whole franchise whose central premise is “what if a man were really big”

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"Law and order" in the Trump era: if you bow down to the head of the U.S. government, he may help you - whether you're awaiting trial for sex crimes in Europe or doing time in the USA for physically assaulting police.

submitted 6 days ago • 514 comments

@jonkrawczynski.bsky.social When?!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

“who’s the more generational stat-padder: nikola jokic or patrick mahomes? the shocking truth revealed, next on nba countdown, right after this 11th commercial break in the last 20 minutes”

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Eagles.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I really hope that no one hates me so much that they write a song about it and perform it at the SuperBowl

submitted 14 days ago • 26 comments

"It was a fantastic ride" -- Hubie Brown signs off at the end of a legendary career in pro hoops 🥹

submitted 14 days ago • 26 comments

Remember when that guy was on live national tv and said that Haitians are terrorizing American towns by eating people’s cats and then we made that guy President that was wild huh

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

He is going to say "pinky swear you will protect our border. And buy more booze and stuff from us. " They will say yes. Won't actually buy the stuff. And he will declare victory Trumpenomics

submitted 21 days ago • 2055 comments

Ah ok, well, glad we know now, I guess.

submitted 23 days ago • 149 comments

Guess what? My biography of Anthony Edwards, titled “Ant,” is now available for pre-order on Amazon. Pre-orders really help us make this successful, so your support means the world! I’m so glad my publisher Harper Collins and I are getting this out to you soon: t.co/d9bWAeUtL8

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"The lesson" is that a sizeable number of voters have shit for brains.

submitted 54 days ago • 106 comments

Have the Gophers ever had the axe while the Vikings beat the Packers twice in a season?! Who has it better than us?! @bengoessling.bsky.social @jonkrawczynski.bsky.social

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

you get the "sorry this team keeps tricking me" woe is me tag until they win the fucking super bowl man

submitted 56 days ago • 5 comments

This is so cool

submitted 56 days ago • 198 comments

3year old had a meltdown at bedtime and proceeded to PISS all over the bathroom floor. 🤦🏽‍♂️

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Giannis gets it.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

@jonkrawczynski.bsky.social Any idea when the arbitration decision will be made?

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Me: “NSYNC is from my era!” Younger staff: “what the 1900s?!?” Man! 🤣😂🤦🏽‍♂️

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine being Draymond Green, after getting swept 4-0 by Rudy Gobert last season, where you tried to assault him, you spend your offseason trying to get on TV to bash him. You wait 258 days to get your 1st opportunity to get revenge, then get absolutely embarrassed by him. Sad, sad man.

submitted 78 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve heard Randle is the PF version of D‘Lo, it makes so much sense.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

@ttwally.bsky.social

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 2005 all over again for your Timberwolves club.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

I think I’ll eat healthy today. *Proceeds to eat 3 slices and 3 boneless wings*. Oops.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment