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bananapristine.bsky.social
Weirder, softer, tougher. Writing, drawing, complaining.
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Taskmaster, Connor Ratliff Presents the Acting Class, Ask a Mortician, Text Me Back Podcast, Trixie & Katya Watch (since I ditched Netflix). šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
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Life-long Sacramentan- have never used or heard a single kind word about the Airport Bus. Have absolutely taken a bus to Amtrak to Bart to SFO, though. šŸ˜ Glad it worked out!
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Our wedding officiant used ā€œby grabthars hammerā€ to precede ā€œI now pronounce you husband and wife.ā€ šŸ˜…
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It ought to go without saying, given my pallor, but I’m talkin’ white family taco Tuesday, Old El Paso hard shell kit tacos.
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Oh, -boogers is the suffix I apply to the bits that fall off or out of the primary food item. Origin: pizza-boogers. All that good shit that’s left in the box after people grab slices.
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I reckon if there’s something to pop in there it’ll be self-contained, and I’ll get to experience what my doc described as ā€œliquid flowing down your lower leg. On the inside.ā€
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The home of (rip) Marine World Africa USA??? How very dare they. šŸ˜…
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Yeah- born, raised and rotting. Everywhere sucks. Merely baffled how Sacramento became such a pervasive punchline. šŸ¤” Capital city bullshit I guess.
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Yawn, Sacramento as punchline. It’s just worse, wonky, hot Portland. (It’s a dry heat.)
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Aaaand we can’t get out of a conversation about knee pain without the doctor encouraging me to lose weight. I fucking can’t.
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They just let a Baker’s cyst pop in your knee and drain into your body to absorb the fluid. Hope you weren’t eating. Or drinking. 🤢
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(I’m fine- 40 just hits the knees hard. Lefty is giving me a hard time. Gout? Pseudogout? Osteoarthritis? Baker’s cyst? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø)
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I didn’t mean to watch past the opening but blah blah magic of the cinema blah blah.
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Jk by rounding I have 10 followers. And that’s math. šŸ˜Ž
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Why does everything hurt? Is it because I left it crumpled up in a corner? Is it because I refused to follow the care instructions? WHY IS IT STICKY.
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My exhaustion knows no limits and tomorrow’s gonna bring some world-class couch rotting. 🫠
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Had a glass of sauv blanc with leftover popcorn and watched Severance with B.