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bareandbearded.bsky.social
35 👴🏻 Scottish in Chicago 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 Data nerd 💻📊 Spreading validation and compliments…along with these cheeks 🙇‍♂️ On my way to becoming a fully functioning adult…But this will still be an alt account. 🍆🍑💦
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May your Thursday be the thickest.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It’s already buggering Wednesday again, bloody hell the days are going by fast. It’s too bloody early to think of a witty engagement caption sooo, here’s my ass, come rail me out.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

How in the fuck is it already Wednesday?! Anyway, Bawls 5.0

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

On Tuesdays, we tummy.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Monochrome Monday. Time for cock and coffee.

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

I’m fat. I have a cock. And apparently, news to me, it is also Friday. I really am losing track of what day it is lately. Here’s yet another throwback photo, but I like the way my cock looks in it. Come give it a lick, I need a distraction from work.

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

This is a post-cumshot throwback but I hope everyone has the absolutely thickest of Thursdays.

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

MONOCHROME MONDAY! Life is still super busy, but I hope everyone has a productive week, make it great!

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

TUMMY TUESDAY! I managed to get some alone time this weekend which means I could actually record something, and let go when I cum, and god damn did I need it.

submitted 38 days ago • 10 comments

Hey! Life has gotten in the way (in a very very good way) so I haven’t been around, and I don’t really have the privacy right now to make a new video, but I feel like being an internet slut so here’s a throwback “Dad” video from the archive.

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

Technically now it’s Saturday, but I’ve spent an exciting Friday night at home working on some programming and I figure it’s time to take a little break before I turn in for the night, so why not play with my dick? A debug and tug, if you will. A code and unload. …I’ll just see myself out.

submitted 62 days ago • 4 comments