bareandbearded.bsky.social
35 👴🏻
Scottish in Chicago 🏴🇺🇸
Data nerd 💻📊
Spreading validation and compliments…along with these cheeks 🙇♂️
On my way to becoming a fully functioning adult…But this will still be an alt account. 🍆🍑💦
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Good lord. Just go ahead and annihilate me already. Fuck. You continue to age like wine.
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Ugh, jealous. I had the privilege of gagging on it but didn’t get to take it. That man is huge! This is hot and impressive.
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Yes, yes it should be. 🥵🫠
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Yes please
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“It’s something” is totally valid. I have really good luck with Greek yogurt drinks because they’re something I can grab and shove down my throat so there’s at least something in my stomach when I have a, “I just can’t do anything but sleep” type of day. Keep going, you’ve got this and you’re valid
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🥺 I promise I’ll at least lick it next time I see you and there aren’t people blocking the the god damn area.
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Yes please.
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God damn 🥵
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Holy fucking shit 🫠🥵🥺
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That sounds fucking hot.
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I volunteer
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You look great! Also yes…welcome to having a cold head.
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Jesus fuck 🫠
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God damn 🫠
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🫠
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This angles wonderful.
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Sweet fucking Jesus. Annihilate me. 🥺🫠
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Jesus Christ. 🫠
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*deer noises* 🥺
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Yes please.
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I also rotisserie chicken while I sleep, and my damn legs get like that, it fucking sucks.
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I tried. There were so many people in the way 😭
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Those fucking arms tho…god damn. Just crush me, respectfully.
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You can go ahead and just rest all of that on top of me.
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Yes please. Immediately.
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Will you fuck my face again and then we can cuddle? 🥺
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You are so ridiculously hot. 🫠
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Just when you think, “Bolt cannot possibly be any hotter,” you go and get tattooed. 🫠
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Can you just crush me with those arms please? God damn.
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Holy fuck. 🥵🫠
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This angle is amazing
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I vote for your ability to not give a fuck about your lack of dancing ability and live your best fucking life.
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Oh…this is…oh…🥵🫠🫠🫠
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You are so damn handsome.
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Yes
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Sports Car has my balls in the TIGHTEST grip. I cannot stop listening to it and It’s okay I’m okay.
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I think your dog is calling you a slur.
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Happy Birthday!
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