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barsteward.bsky.social
The world’s on fire, so let’s grab some marshmallows and not take everything so seriously. #UK based, working in hardware security hacking. Into #Infosec, #Standup #Comedy, and bad puns. Twitter: @barsteward Mastodon: @[email protected]
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How have I just discovered @freya.bsky.social videos 😵‍💫 The presentation/visualisation in this one is out of this world incredible 😭 youtu.be/jvPPXbo87ds

If your exploit doesn’t patch the processor’s microcode, are you even trying?

Eldest son got his degree results today; he got a 1st (BSc. Computer Science). Now he just needs to get a job 😂

How nervous are you about using a crimp tool correctly?

Ok, this fucking rocks. Everyone should be able to use the bathroom when they're out and about.

It’s Father’s Day in the UK today, and I know that somewhere, Dad’s looking down on me. He’s not dead, he has dementia with a tendency to wander off, and has always been condescending.

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

Building a Debugger is now officially released! It guides you through building a whole native x64 debugger from scratch, dispelling all the magic and teaching you a ton about operating systems as it goes. Even if you don't care about building a debugger, you can read it to your cat.

How many years of therapy will it take for the void to recover from all your screaming?

Plot twist: the NRA rises up against an actually oppressive government?

I love the idea, but it’s not going to take off in Britain.

Would a randomly generated Atari game do better commercially than the ET one? bbenchoff.github.io/pages/Finite...

My dad briefly had a horrible Austin Princess when I was little; it must’ve been quite a comedown from the Jensen Interceptor he had previously! He moved onto a Rover SD1 which was far nicer!

Well, of course the price of Poundland was one pound! I might make an offer for Fiverr.

Dear random conference, I’ve never paid for any speaking slot and I don’t intend to start today! Especially not £5000! Thanks though!

This is incredible

Post a photo from 10 years ago

I’m confused; is owning a Tesla an anti-Trump flex now, and if Musk is a Nazi, is Trump Antifa now?

Yes - that bloke who invented the invisibility cloak had his 15 minutes of fame, but where is he now?

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?

Sad to hear about Trump and Musk. Not that they're fighting, I just don't like hearing about them.

Well, fuck; I’ve just completed 25 years with the company 🤯 No gold watch, no financial award, not even so much as an email from HR; just the pay-freeze.

A tough #OSINT challenge…

Although we’ve seen some real advances in machine intelligence, we’ve also witnessed an increase in wilful ignorance, and a decline in critical thinking in the human population.

Remember to use Pride versioning this month…

Three more pension cheques and I'll have my student loan paid off.

Just putting this here in case any of my team follow me here: archive.org/details/howt...

Today’s Mondayness seems to have been turned up to eleven.

It takes time and effort to watch companies all year round in order to judge them by their actions, instead you can simply wait until June and see if they put a rainbow on their profile pic to determine if they’re LGBTQ+ allies.

Selling access to, or having your Luma event mailing list stolen, is not a good look for a security based organisation such as cside.dev

♫ Mahna Mahna, Do doo be-do-do ♫ (Why do we get earworms?) theneuroscienceofeve... I figured I'd explore how and why earworms happen, what with having had one lodged in my brain for several days. And now, having read the title of the resulting piece, so do you. Sorry. #Earworms #Music

The tragic landslide in Blatten gives me the excuse to tell you the story of how we found out Ice Ages existed. It's a cool story and the most important bit is rather similar to what's happening now.

Kind of thought refusing to release innocent people while simultaneously continuing to pardon guilty people might cause a bigger stir in the press.

Passkeys, biometrics and multifactor authentication are all very well, but when a bank only requires a signature on a form in order to transfer all your money elsewhere, I wonder why we bother.

How many Texans actually have a neighbour with an ox? Oh, never mind.

Looking for a brave soul who would like to attempt the Nvidia Quadro FX 1300 to Geforce PCX 5900 conversion that some people tried to cover up on the web. It involved moving resistors on the PCB, then flashing the correct BIOS, then obviously installing the PCX 5900 driver. I can provide everything:

Remember not to panic if you forgot it’s towel day.

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

If you’re in London and would like your kids to laugh stupid amounts, then bring them to Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre this morning to be shouted at by me, @bechillcomedian.bsky.social, Rob Kemp & Total Cosmich. openairtheatre.com/production/f...

Okay I'm going to make one of these aluminum shims to try out this desoldering technique. Seems pretty rad! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E7y...

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Well, nobody can deny that he’s had an enduring impact on a number of people in the industry.

You should never* judge people based upon the colour of their skin. *Except for those orange-skinned spray-tan motherfuckers. In nature, colour is often used as a warning to others to keep their distance; heed that warning ⚠️