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I was on my lunch break, so as I left, I figured I might as well drive past while honking the horn and yelling, "LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" out the window.
And it was like I got briefly elevated to demigod status. Highly recommended.
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This is just rude, though.
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Signs o’ the Time
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POLONIUS: Can I interest you in some Lorem ipsum, my lord?
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Fantastic news – congratulations! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Callback to this 1992 Subaru commercial: “This car is like punk rock!” m.youtube.com/watch?time_c...
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Clearly, this is the worst sort of “activist judge.”
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[REM voice]
🎵 That's me in the corner
That's me walking to the right—
Say, is that a pigeon?
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This guy knows.
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“Be a shame if something happened to it.”