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Pharaoh of the Most Serene Empire of Kemet, in exile in the traditional territories of the Lekwungen peoples.
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Am I the only one who prefers this design for the trans flag?

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

lazylucyfan.nekoweb.org/kemet/index....

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Just bumped into an old friend.

submitted 17 days ago • 824 comments

i am drinking a ginger beer and reading the ingredients "carbonated water, corn syrup, natural and artificial flavoring," yes yes so far so normal "citric acid" hmm yes i can taste that, very good "neutral cloud" ... "sodium be-" can we address that last one, why is a drug dealer from 1968 in here

submitted 609 days ago • 1 comment

the fucking ego on these guys Shedletsky's claim to fame is working at Roblox, the game favored by pedophiles because of how easy it is for them to access kids that's the world he built

submitted 22 days ago • 285 comments

wait this is wrestling

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

My new friend, Fay, has told me she'll share the secret of avoiding being kidnapped by the fairies if I go for a walk up the moor to see the Cat Stones with her.

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

submitted 30 days ago • 4287 comments

It’s convenient for Batman that most of the main villains in Gotham City are just some weird type of guy and not anyone who is functionally a god like you get in the next city over

submitted 37 days ago • 32 comments

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

submitted 40 days ago • 175 comments

Also a periodic reminder that someone having experienced abuse does not excuse abuse committed by that person. And that most people who've been abused don't end up abusing others. They're often victims of further abuse because predators intentionally target them.

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I always heard this in herzog voice

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

boosting this thread again for all the newcomers PLEASE stop being fucking newspeak talking assholes

submitted 107 days ago • 8 comments

From what I’ve heard about this Nosferatu movie it sounds like a nightmare production. Apparently the director didn’t even want to make it but the studio forced him to on account of Eggers can’t be choosers.

submitted 54 days ago • 38 comments

it me

submitted 269 days ago • 3 comments

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

submitted 592 days ago • 46 comments

Alexa Lotl and the bullies

submitted 69 days ago • 108 comments

Hurricane Katrina.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone else been getting these weird ads?

submitted 73 days ago • 9 comments

The little known NeXT console was NeXT Inc.'s attempt to enter the lucrative 1980s home gaming market. NeXT marketing however overestimated the popularity of the Dictionary and Clock apps, and few survive today.

submitted 81 days ago • 20 comments

I dropped a bacon bit right there over an hour ago and I think the boys are waiting for it to respawn like in a video game.

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

talespin fact: baloo from the jungle book is from india while baloo from talespin is from bavaria

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Doing another fake product review

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t fall for it. That honey tastes like shit!

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

You know the "🔹AI Overview" you get on Google Search? I discovered today that it's repeating as fact something I made up 7 years ago as a joke. "Kyloren syndrome" is a fictional disease I invented as part of a sting operation to prove that you can publish any nonsense in predatory journals...

submitted 98 days ago • 134 comments

My mom was over-protective of me as a kid. She wouldn't let me go to public school. She made me go to public storage. Good education though. Small class sizes. I still remember my first-grade teacher. Miss O'Possum. It was from her that I finally learned how to play dead.

submitted 519 days ago • 1 comment

she’s a musical genius i’m sure

submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments

Mozilla has the chance to do the funniest thing possible.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

one thing that's certain about that shitty AI coke commercial is they must have had to manually overlay the logo text

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

first day of idf training

submitted 105 days ago • 18 comments

Oh come on. We don't need to "Freedom Fries" everything. It's stupid.

submitted 107 days ago • 14 comments

The latest group to migrate over to Bluesky is- oh no it’s the freaking Noid, he’s got your pizza!

submitted 110 days ago • 21 comments

For everyone who’s understandably worried about Elon and RFK Jr, remember that pretty much the only people who made it more than a year or two in the first Trump administration were dull apparatchiks who avoided headlines.

submitted 113 days ago • 9 comments

As a Canadian, when will all the Americans stop doomering?

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Humans who spent a decade paying extra for “scrubbing micro-beads” in toothpaste and face wash won’t let their cats eat ONE little piece of delicious tape

submitted 116 days ago • 21 comments

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submitted 132 days ago • 89 comments

greetings fellow bluesky users who definitely dont forget this app exists every 36 hours

submitted 134 days ago • 61 comments

Toy Tory

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

there are aspects of the web that were much better but also a lot of "ironic bigotry" of various flavors. however, and this is really important, tower defense games were thriving

submitted 148 days ago • 5 comments