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Batman probably isn’t feeling it
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@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue. #UPenn #NIH #Layoffs

#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs @mcuban.bsky.social

#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl

#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky #fitness #gettingsexylikebatman

#BatmanProbably thinks that someone just blew off a few of their own fingers #Fireworks

#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds

#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones

#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)