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This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe

submitted 15 days ago • 350 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 15 days ago • 213 comments

not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

between sinema and fetterman we should be intensely weary of dem politicians who don't dress as normally as possible

submitted 23 days ago • 65 comments

Nah the printer trying to get me a call from HR

submitted 24 days ago • 102 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 31 days ago • 938 comments

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

submitted 41 days ago • 134 comments

Perspective 🧐

submitted 44 days ago • 12 comments

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

submitted 50 days ago • 59 comments

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla theonion.com/man-die...

submitted 51 days ago • 17 comments

we are entering a golden age of people being so open-minded their brains leak out

submitted 59 days ago • 169 comments

We stole fire from the Gods for a reason.

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Here's Trump advisor Alex Bruesewitz collapsing and falling off the stage at tonight's Young Republicans Gala

submitted 75 days ago • 225 comments

Thank you for calling Sea World. Your call may be recorded for training porpoises.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Raw milk is cool if you want to do something dangerous with absolutely no benefit. All risk, no reward. Like trying to eat a campfire.

submitted 79 days ago • 94 comments

thinking of my friend who was sexually imprinted by seven brides for seven brothers at a young age … it messed her up so bad she don’t believe in the moon landing

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

submitted 82 days ago • 33 comments

Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?” Me: “Yes please” Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Let’s get this Christmahanukwanzaaka $

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

_____ ⚫🕊 __ 😉🤭

submitted 84 days ago • 53 comments

Increasingly likely that Damascus falls this weekend, ending 13 years of war in Syria. Nothing Ever Happens crowd in total shambles…

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

God grant me the confidence of Vincent Thévenard, who surrendered to a British brig without firing a shot, climbed aboard to offer his sword, and on belatedly realising how small his opponent was requested permission to go back to his ship and give it a go anyway. The British politely declined.

submitted 93 days ago • 12 comments

humans truly went off with stuffing. “what if bread was juicy?”

submitted 93 days ago • 13 comments

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

submitted 96 days ago • 63 comments

God to the people building the tower of babel

submitted 97 days ago • 16 comments

Just finish the project.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

therapist: describe this picture me: that’s my father yelling at me therapist: and this one me: you having sex with my wife therapist: and this one me: aren’t these normally ink blots

submitted 119 days ago • 11 comments

Every column moaning about how Bluesky is an echo chamber:

submitted 98 days ago • 72 comments

Huntington Beach had a Gary Busey lookalike contest yesterday. there were no survivors

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Vladimir Putin increasingly worried that paid mercenaries don't really think he's funny

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

cop: can you pass a drug test me: oh fuck yeah i know all the drugs cop: [into shoulder mic] this dude is cool as hell, i repeat, this dude is cool as hell

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

Every time I see someone post this image it goes viral

submitted 101 days ago • 139 comments

it just feels like the entire political press right now is all “guess we’ll have to wait and see if raising taxes 200% and ripping 10M people from society while nominating slimer and jenny mccarthy to cabinet positions will work out”

submitted 100 days ago • 48 comments

maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall

submitted 102 days ago • 29 comments

Love y'all and please just be yourself and do what feels right, but just in case: Y'don't have to say "unalive" on here. Or any other shadowban-evading euphemisms. You can say "dead/died." It's OK.

submitted 103 days ago • 137 comments

[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib sandwich? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.

submitted 103 days ago • 71 comments