bayloretta.bsky.social
Sports. Design nerd. Magma mama. Human mama. Lapsed milspouse. Probably eating tacos.
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Rhodochrosite was my gateway mineral. Also good for manganese intake.
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A friend who is an FA had a similar experience with Dan Patrick.
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My special trick is that I choose “Mark All As Read”.
Boom! Inbox Zero.
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Please make Warhammer-inspired accessories for each of the cats.
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Men picking us up is so 2024. In 2025 we’re changing back to our maiden names to make sure we can still vote.
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He’s like Edgar in MIB. Skin is hanging off his bones.
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Nearly every day this week I have gotten to have a small moment where I realize that my work the last 10 years may have all been in vain.
The other days, I’ve gotten to worry that my spouse will be killed by some entirely preventable aviation disaster.
Good times.
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My favorite way to troll my husband is to remind him that he and El Stupido are alums of the same HS.
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One time my brother and I were staying with my grandparents in KS and grandma made us pancakes. We said our dog (back in CO) would have liked them, so grandpa helped us put one in a manilla envelope and mail it to him.
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Attaboy. Now lift heavy so you can punch nazis.
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If you don’t get your bum-ass to the gym, you support fascists and Ted Cruz will supplant Dua Lipa in all your fantasies.
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We listen and we don’t judge
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It’s funny he thinks we believe that he sleeps. We all saw that graph of the times of day he tweets. No sleep for the [literal] wicked.
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10. Decidedly pickley without being only sour.
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Spouse’s background is also HFE—he’s more livid than I am. The death of expertise is infuriating.
As a volcanologist, I hope to never see the day when my expertise is ignored.
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I did all the swears in the backyard, like a civilized insane person 😂
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I had to edit my initial response—honey vs vinegar and whatnot.
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I told someone yesterday that I’m very patriotic in a “I like to pay my taxes” kind of way and not at all in a “this bikini flew at Iwo Jima” kind of way.
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I have sent a variation on this to at least 5 numbers today alone.
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I feel like the range here is similar to the range in how much crawfish to order.
Non-Louisianans? 3 lbs/person
Louisianans? min. 10 lbs/person