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bbcelestial.bsky.social
33. 🪐 Reader, bullshitter, mother, muser, yapper. Occasionally NSFW. Pussy rap and purple prose. She/her/hers. Autistic. $bbhens8
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Talked, also, with @bbcelestial.bsky.social about how awesome and intelligent @bodyindc.bsky.social is. How much he’s admired and appreciated. 💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰

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😔😔😔

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"chinky"?????

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Not all alligators will kill you, but would you go into a swamp full of em expecting safety?

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We get on here, gripe about using AI then i see yall using AI to create memes and shit like. I know yall are uncomfortable with the AI producing images that look like real people that make it hard for you to tell who is real & who isnt but youre training these planet killerd regardless. Just stop

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Sounds like they want ppl to stop renting from Hertz from this day forward. Don’t let them down.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Men should be better. I said I wanted some flowers and @bbcelestial.bsky.social’s ass was about to find a link to send me some. 😭😭😭

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

😂🥹 cuz yeah! Tf!

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The Supreme Court is definitely not my lane. I look forward to hearing what radical lawyers and law scholars offer as strategies for gumming up the works, causing legal chaos, and generally how to fuck this shit up. In the meantime, the rest of us need to be focused on our lanes and fucking shit up.

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😍

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This is probably how my children feel when I tell them I'm going to eat them omg

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Movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)

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I think i look pretty menancing in these

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This amendment was passed explicitly to grant citizenship to the formerly enslaved. It’s not just our business; it’s our foundation. Dred Scott said we’d never be citizens; the 14th amendment fixed that. What happens when the court removes the fix?

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Pull up, Black truck

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Tried something different with my hair today and I think I like it 🤭

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“ ‘I’m looking out the window on the plane,’ Thomas told the Chronicle, ‘and I’m hoping the plane crashes and I die.’ “

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It’s easy to step away from the public and “go away” when given: -a full time job working in a Florida gun shop -millions in donations for lawyer fees to fight lawsuits -a book publishing deal

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White racists would be funny if they weren't so deadly.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

In real life* so absolutely online

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My soul is anchored, presence of the lord is here, total praise, praise is what I do, melodies from heaven, storm is over now, jesus be a fence, no weapon, something about the name jesus, there’s a leak in this old building

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If your kid doesn’t like flossing and brushing their teeth then if I were you.. I would hold off on braces as long as possible.. because you might also have to pay 4k out of pocket for periodontal surgery… and it’s a recurring issue the rest of their lives… that may require repeat surgeries!

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Lmfaoooo

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When the tiny robot severs a vital receptor and renders me unable to smell or taste<<<<<

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Good morning icons 🩷

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