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i like the part of the songs where everyone says their names like a pokemon

"hey man, what's your favorite restaurant?" "mexican restaurant" "what?"

i love living in the midwest

invested 30,000 dollars into my new recording studio 🔥🔥🔥 (i gambled it all)

i fell asleep during oppenheimer and got a little jumpscare from the explosion

i got partnered with someone in school and she started crying?? i don't think ive ever interacted with her lol

i wrote an entire essay in 10 minutes on 5 hours of sleep (im cooked)

"yeah i grew up by broadway"

portal 3: the divorce the marriage was a lie

im getting a us passport and i swear they need every person ive ever interacted with's social security number

i walked into a gas station and the guy was watching tiktok on the checkout kiosk thing??? i didnt even know you could do that

someone put a cutout of washee washee from family guy on my desk at school 😭😭😭

if you see me checking the bag at a drive thru, im finding the fries because im a fatass

new fast and furious dropped

update: they got destroyed

these kids are getting destroyed

to the people sitting behind me in freddys, who is zoey and what did she do?

im deleting google maps

iracing confuses me, a dirt micro car on the nürburgring passes tech, but a formula car on charlotte doesn't

i currently have a 100% win rate in valorant because I get carried so hard

well that's nice

during my first match of valorant someone called me skibidi and i dont know if that was an insult or a compliment

it's still not here 😞

hot take: i would rather have the chinese government run tiktok than elon musk

wow that's like more than 4

if you're wondering my mental state, i forgot my sled when leaving to go sledding TWICE THIS WEEK.

instead of memorizing the owners of companies, i just say john company name (for example john iracing)

twitter has free speech as long as it's something elon agrees with

i have a few tabs open

ive been doing this for 3 years

what if there was a reverse parade and you just walk past the people in it

can we just pause the winter storm for a second because i need my wheel of fortune wii game to get here

We got snow!

people rebooting in fortnite is crazy i fought the same team 3 times in one match

did you know the pentagon is called the pentagon because it's not a hexagon, it's a pentagon

one time i crashed a school computer by running a tiny particle simulation in blender (600 billion particles)

mmmm spicy bird seed

2025 will not be my year

happy new year central time zone people

happy new year new york people

if i had a dollar every time i got killed with a typhoon blade i would be on mars

no way luigi killed brian from family guy crossover of the century

how to get views on youtube 1. make a 13 year old video 2. rename it to hawk tuah 3. wait

SOMEONE CONVINCED MY GRANDPARENTS THEY WERE REMOVING LETTERS FROM THE ALPHABET IM CRYING 😭😭😭

finally passed my first 11.5* one saber in beat saber replay.beatleader.xyz?scoreId=2015...

i like confusing people "where do you get your eyes checked?" "the mall" "where's your bank" "price chopper"

a man walks into a bar *walks into pipe directly in front of man*