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Fantasy writer by night, cat herder 24/7, will jump out of a moving car to pet your dog | 💍 | NJ➡️PNW | VP22 / Viable Paradise 2018 I’m also on the others apps as [@]beaniezee
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Welp.

Entering my milf era but it’s just me dressing like this and bringing out ginger molasses cookies and telling you to hydrate and/or clean your room and/or not date people that make you sad

Leo: Keep your friends close (locked in your basement) but keep your enemies closer (imprisoned in a cursed amulet).

NEW: Government officials insist that neither DOGE nor Musk have any real decision-making authority—they merely “advise” or “consult.” But internal DOJ emails provide the most compelling evidence yet that DOGE is not simply advising—it’s calling the shots. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/on-d...

The fact that they’re tracking autism and not the bird flu automatically tells you they’re operating on eugenics and not actually wanting people to be healthy. They want you sick, disabled, or dead.

Did you know that you can get a bookshelf-shaped bookend for your bookshelf? And that you can get a small bookshelf-shaped booked for the small books on your original bookshelf-shaped bookend?

Booker: Do you think we got the right to vote for women because a bunch of men on the House floor got together and said “on the count of three, women get the right to vote..” That’s not how it happened… Change doesn’t come from Washington. It comes to Washington.

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In case you missed it, I'm publishing a very weird science fantasy novel with @erewhonbooks.bsky.social in 2027! It's GIDEON THE NINTH crossed with Bridgerton, the Borg, and a hint of my angry feelings about my stupid country. Hello to THE HOLLOW CROWN OF HEAVEN! 😍🍾

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

Wikipedia never forced itself into every program, app, and browser I use. It never plagiarized my books. The scale of environmental damage caused by AI computing power is a global threat. AI is corporate-controlled, which is why Wikipedia & every other quasi-public source of info - is under threat.

Queen of Diamonds and Queen of Clubs, one of the subversive playing cards of Iranian illustrator and concept artist/ Mahdieh Farhadkiaei

they are doing it It calls for an evaluation of all pending proceedings under the Equal Credit Opportunity Act (ECOA), which was first passed in 1974 and amended in 1976 to prevent lenders from discriminating against women based on marital status. www.newsweek.com/trump-execut...

Want to know why I hate AI? Because 1) I have no need for it. None. 2) And it is constantly being forced into my online work spaces - which I often need to be professionally confidential 3) and with limited tech skill it has been at least extremely onerous and often impossible to deactivate

Has the White House told us that the 4-year-old cancer patient belonged to MS 13 yet? It’s only a matter of time.

#TeslaTakedown we're not going anywhere!

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

Handy tool! Share the hell out of this, so everyone knows about it.

@marisha-ray.bsky.social is a meme! 🤣🤣🤣

celebrate Independent Bookstore Day for me by buying a fuckton of books at your local indie bookstore, including Flowers for the Sea by yours truly.

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (hard mode = no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I think we should raise the salience of this.

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

Gotta say I love the fuck outta @laurajanegrace.bsky.social youtu.be/OOVKevOPQwg

OK, its not a question of whether the phone is compromised. If you are the spy chief of a major country's intelligence service and your people have not compromised this phone, you should resign and find some other line of work

JK Rowling has gotten a lot of hate lately, but I think we can give her even more

Time for another digital security PSA with guitar … here’s “All the Small Things” but it’s about scrubbing metadata from your photos before you post them 🤘

he’s right and he’s right to say it

whatever your opinion on Kat’s campaign I think its unambiguously great to have someone out there who can get media attention and use it to aggressively defend trans people

How I feel when I’ve done the bare minimum.

Hey! Some of you might already have guessed but I'm not teaching at Viable Paradise this year. but I'm pleased to say that VP is welcoming Valerie Valdez and Arkady Martine to the instructor roster! viableparadise.com/viable-parad...

1. Have you heard that "900 medals have been stolen from girls" by trans women? This stat is EXTREMELY wrong. It includes hot dog eating, jeopardy, and acting, and tripple counts some winners. S. Baum fact checks this extensively in our latest. Subscribe to support our journalism.

I’m begging the libs to stop using ai generative images to make their point because it completely undermines it😭 like I also want to make fun of the bad people but that ain’t it

a gen x classic rewritten for the times🥲

This isn't freedom.