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Cult classic, not bestseller Lil' Chris tribute act
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It was a Nazi salute

I will never understand the groundhopper community & i'm OK with that.

Elon Musk fancies Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, pass it on

Work & darts, work & darts

Last day of that bloody Postcode Lottery advert 🫶🎉

20% off England shirts, now only....£63.75 😂

22 Grand Job by The Rakes has aged well #noughties

1. Jennifer Lopez 2. Sofia Vergara 3. Salma Hayek 4. Laila Rouass 5. Liz Hurley 6. Heidi Klum 7. Dita Von Teese 8. Kate Beckinsale 9. Gwen Stefani 10. Gabrielle Union

Mad how we developed technology to skip adverts, only to watch everything on streaming, with adverts you can't even skip 🥲

Guess the list...? 1. Elon Musk 2. Vladimir Putin 3. Andrew Tate 4. Kim Jong-Un 5. Nigel Farage 6. Daniel Hannan 7. Lawrence Fox 8. Calvin Robinson 9. Dan Wootton 10. Rod Liddle

ITV's coverage of the EFL highlights is fucking dreadful

The weather is so bloody dramatic these days

A-Z: Live artists Arctic Monkeys Basement Chase & Status Deftones Everyone You Know Foals Gang of Youths High Contrast Incubus Jamie T Kano Lowkey Ms Dynamite Nothing But Thieves Oxide & Neutrino Planet Red Hot Chili Peppers Sam Fender Taking Back Sunday Vampire Weekend Wiley The Xx Young Fathers

1. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes 2. Jumbo Rolled Oats 3. Cheerios 4. Weetabix 5. Honey Loops 6. Special K 7. Coco Pops 8. Frosties 9. Rice Krispies 10. Granola

1. Lionel Messi 2. Diego Maradona 3. Pelé 4. Cristiano Ronaldo 5. Johan Cruyff 6. Ronaldinho 7. Ronaldo 8. Franz Beckenbauer 9. Zinedine Zidane 10. George Best

1. Double Decker 2. Galaxy Caramel 3. Spira 4. Crunchie 5. Lion bar 6. Whole Nut 7. Milkybar 8. Twix 9. Wispa Gold 10. Maltesers

1. Guinness 2. Pilsner Urquell 3. Stella Artois 4. Staropramen 5. Cruzcampo 6. Estrella 7. Birra Moretti La Rossa 8. Sierra Nevada 9. Camden Hells 10. Keller Pils

1. Beef & mustard Brannigans 2. Salt & vinegar kettle chips 3. Steak McCoy's 4. Pickled onion Monster Munch 5. Nik Nak Nice N Spicy 6. Beef Hula Hoops 7. Wotsits 8. Bacon fries 9. Prawn Cocktail Discos 10. T-Bone Steak Roysters

1. Newcastle United 2. Notts County 3. QPR 4. Sunderland 5. Nottingham Forest 6. Fulham 7. Arsenal 8. Portsmouth 9. Millwall 10. Liverpool

1. Hot Perinaise 2. Jack Daniel's BBQ 3. Honey Mustard 4. Jack Daniel's Honey BBQ 5. Curry Sauce 6. Garlic Mayo 7. Sweet Chilli 8. Ketchup 9. Hot Chilli 10. Queso

1. Cherry 2. Plum 3. Mango 4. Apple 5. Raspberry 6. Blackberry 7. Passionfruit 8. Strawberry 9. Blueberry 10. Tangerine

1. Illmatic 2. Enter The Wu-Tang (36...) 3. The Low End Theory 4. 2001 5. Ready To Die 6. Aquemini 7. The College Dropout 8. Midnight Marauders 9. Only Built 4 Cuban Linx 10. Madvillainy

The works needs more Beast Coast releases

1. Only Fools & Horses 2. Peep Show 3. I'm Alan Partridge 4. Fawlty Towers 5. This Country 6. Blackadder 7. The Inbetweeners 8. Father Ted 9. Absolutely Fabulous 10. The Royle Family

1. Sacrifices 2. Runaway 3. World In Motion 4. Ghosts of Grenfell 5. Digital Bath 6. Jesus Christ 7. Black 8. Unfinished Sympathy 9. Back 2 Life 10. Scenario

1. Girls Like You 2. Perfect 3. Mr Brightside 4. Sweet Caroline 5. Happy 6. Pointless 7. Sex On Fire 8. Made You Look 9. Can't Stop The Feeling 10. Single Ladies

There are few worse things than a song you love being overplayed on an advert

1. Sandy 2. Luke 3. Luke's gay dad 4. Summer 5. Trey 6. Jimmy 7. Ryan 8. Donny 9. Caleb 10. Seth

1. Bob Mortimer 2. Moo Deng 3. Stewart Lee 4. Ally McCoist 5. Maya Jama 6. Liam Gallagher 7. James Acaster 8. Jeremy Corbyn 9. Nicholas Cage 10. Chris Morris