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beardofpants.bsky.social
Nerdy minion who likes pics of rat balls. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine
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Did I just leave a one star review for #westelm WHY YES I DID. Never buying from them again. Their couch sectional started sagging _badly_ after 3 months. Couch repairer said they’d used poor support and shitty materials. Their customer services gave me months of runaround and refused to repair

Fitness influencers have been talking about this on TikTok a good bit lately. We can see it in initial Wolverine versus later Wolverine

Why do #Roku remotes suck so much butts and seriously why do they suck crusty butts?? Alternative suggestions would be super appreciated bc I am tired of randomly having to double click and buttons not fucking working

My cat twanging the doorstopper twice this morning: WITNESS MEEEEEE *squirts cat food into maw* #catsofbluesky #ragdoll

I’m still sad that madisynn and wongers didn’t get their own special #shehulk

“Assholini’s sugar daddy” lmao 🎯 🎯

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

If a guy asked me that I’d tell him 2 (2 dead fetuses HEYO!) #twobirdsonestone #abortionscountright

This is not ok

Do you think Muskler realizes that underneath all his sad, SAD attempts to be cool, that he’s a deeply pathetic pick me? 🤔 #dogeshit

Took me a beat to realize this wasn’t about the simpsons lol 🤦

Its something worth being #transmemes

Elon musk sir thank you for saving our country so much money by making everything more dangerous

We're in a coup, which means we're in a nightmare, which means we're all ramped up, so let me offer you some deep time, perseverance, and beauty, before you and I go back to the work.

For the Egyptology nerds: they found the site of thutmose II’s first tomb! This is one of the more significant discoveries since tutankhamun’s

Me: I’ve caught up on all my messages! Messages apps: *ping!* Me: oh no

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

"Don't get distracted by the government disappearing and dehumanizing trans people. That's a deliberate strategy to distract and overwhelm you" is how some of you sound lately

Like & Reshare if you agree with God

Map geekery I can get behind

RACISM. ITS RACISM

That’s how you write a headline, people.

I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s important: Why is it that when people think about traveling to the past, they worry about doing something small that will drastically change the present, but no one in the present thinks that doing something small today can drastically change the future?

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

Hitler had the vw, Trump has the deplorean 💀

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

This insult passes the DEI sniff test and I’m gonna use it everywhere. “Your skull is full of pudding!” God I love the internet sometimes (and yes shadi’s head IS full of pudding)

Guys, as much as it's convenient to think that funding for special education programs was slashed because someone ctrl-f "transition," 1) that came from one post on here responding to the news and 2) DISABLED PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TARGETED BY FASCISTS

The helpless feeling you have after being groped or some shit is about the same feeling I’m having right now reading that Trump is calling for leniency for Andrew Tate. Rapists just keep getting away with shit while we’re all left helpless. I hate this timeline. The whole thing feels like an assault

These guys won because they were JUUUUUST smart enough to say that it was about eggs. And the people who wanted them to win so bad they were wetting themselves were JUUUUUUUST smart enough to say that you couldn't PROVE that their support wasn't about eggs.

What on earth is going on with DoorDash maps??

I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.