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beardsandennui.bsky.social
I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum Another cis-het middle-class white guy. Cardiff, woke lefty politics, football stuff, pizza Aka @beardsandennui on the bird site or @plantdaddy on mastodon.
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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Beers with excellent people tonight for the legend @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social's birthday. Now sat outside my front door waiting for pizza to arrive, because I am an adult and I can do what I want.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Last night, I briefly thought I was some kind of genius for making an old fashioned with marmalade instead of sugar/orange. Then I googled it and realised about 100000 people have done it. But anyway, it was really good so I've made one again, here is the Peruvian Bear

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Logan's Run, a film about one man's desperate quest against a dystopian society to bone Jenny Agutter

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I think i speak for almost all artists when I say FUCK THE AI INDUSTRY

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I cannot explain why, because id already read the reviews, but tonight I decided to watch the Borderlands movie

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Absolutely horrible shift this morning. Don't know why I keep agreeing to work at this particular shop. But bugger it, I'm now off work for 2 whole weeks!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Emergency butts

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

be a shame if the TRAs were to bombard this thing with puerile gibberish in an attempt to derail it.

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

Butts

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Walking along the banks of the Thames and I've just stumbled on the opening and closing shot of an unwritten rockumentary.

submitted 11 days ago • 140 comments

Been really good for a few months, but I'm right back on the last couple of weeks I'm right back on my bad brain bullshit. Wanna travel back in time and punch myself in the dick at strategic times

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

submitted 14 days ago • 244 comments

CANNIBAL MONKEYS EAT FACES...

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Hideo Kojima has an amazing idea for a "Forgetting Game" where the main character gradually forgets important information and abilities if you take too long a break from playing.

submitted 19 days ago • 121 comments

Damn fuckin right

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This guy is so extremely my kind of thing, I have no idea how I've somehow been unaware of him until the last couple of weeks! open.spotify.com/track/5LkCll...

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

POV - you're 40 years old and still don't know how to dress when it's above 12ºC outside

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

@sirsandgoblin.bsky.social got your outfit for the AGM planned yet?

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

All those cardinals locked up for days at a time. Do you think after the days vote is done, they just get fucked up?

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate! 19 years! NINETEEN!

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E

submitted 26 days ago • 19 comments

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

submitted 27 days ago • 416 comments