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beardsandennui.bsky.social
I came here to chew ass and kick bubble gum Another cis-het middle-class white guy. Cardiff, woke lefty politics, football stuff, pizza Aka @beardsandennui on the bird site or @plantdaddy on mastodon.
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The worst thing about this reform shit is that they keep calling their efficiency thing "doge-style", as if the concept of efficiency and cost saving was invented by Elon Musk last year. All doge-style means is that it's going to be shit

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These 2 dickheads are my oldest friends. Have known them since my family moved across the road from them when I was around 4. Not often we manage to get together, but bloody lovely

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It was my birthday this week and nobody has shown me their boobs. Extremely disappointing

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Honestly I'd resort that restaurant for more if their statement just said they kicked him out coz they didn't want to be known as the restaurant where poundland oswald moseley eats

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

“Desire paths” are unofficial trails, usually bypassing a planned path, that reveal the most convenient route to get somewhere. The people (AKA meanderthals) that tramp along these routes often wear away grass, creating the secondary path Walk this way for more on desire paths (a thread / tread)...

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

Ennui. Malaise. Anxiety. Depression. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church and says, "Sorry I'm late." The priest smiles. "That's okay. We couldn't have Mass without you."

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Beers with excellent people tonight for the legend @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social's birthday. Now sat outside my front door waiting for pizza to arrive, because I am an adult and I can do what I want.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Last night, I briefly thought I was some kind of genius for making an old fashioned with marmalade instead of sugar/orange. Then I googled it and realised about 100000 people have done it. But anyway, it was really good so I've made one again, here is the Peruvian Bear

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Logan's Run, a film about one man's desperate quest against a dystopian society to bone Jenny Agutter

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I think i speak for almost all artists when I say FUCK THE AI INDUSTRY

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I cannot explain why, because id already read the reviews, but tonight I decided to watch the Borderlands movie

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Absolutely horrible shift this morning. Don't know why I keep agreeing to work at this particular shop. But bugger it, I'm now off work for 2 whole weeks!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Emergency butts

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

be a shame if the TRAs were to bombard this thing with puerile gibberish in an attempt to derail it.

submitted 14 days ago • 39 comments

Butts

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Walking along the banks of the Thames and I've just stumbled on the opening and closing shot of an unwritten rockumentary.

submitted 16 days ago • 141 comments

Been really good for a few months, but I'm right back on the last couple of weeks I'm right back on my bad brain bullshit. Wanna travel back in time and punch myself in the dick at strategic times

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

submitted 19 days ago • 244 comments

CANNIBAL MONKEYS EAT FACES...

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Hideo Kojima has an amazing idea for a "Forgetting Game" where the main character gradually forgets important information and abilities if you take too long a break from playing.

submitted 24 days ago • 120 comments

Damn fuckin right

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This guy is so extremely my kind of thing, I have no idea how I've somehow been unaware of him until the last couple of weeks! open.spotify.com/track/5LkCll...

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

POV - you're 40 years old and still don't know how to dress when it's above 12ºC outside

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

@sirsandgoblin.bsky.social got your outfit for the AGM planned yet?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment