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bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that bird: merlin: crow: caw merlin: crow. am i done? me: no there was another bird another crow: caw merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

Crazy work related content off Cornerbrook, NFLD this morning. MSC Baltic III lost power offshore in 60+kt winds. Crew removed by Canadian Airforce Cormorant. (not my video)

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

Two stories from today

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

"Patrick Mahomes, what's he got lef--" *CAR CRASH NOISES*

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

do i think the nfl went too far by executing janet jackson live at halftime. no. it was tastefully done

submitted 383 days ago • 1 comment

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

submitted 19 days ago • 64 comments

[guy who made a billion dollars secretly feeding you lizard meat] I think I speak for all honest hard-working Americans when I say we need to shut down the Department of Checking What Kind of Meat That Is

submitted 19 days ago • 11 comments

We had a pet pig and he died so we had a funeral and afterwords we ripped a door off the hinges and rode it down the stairs like a surfboard.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Whatever man he looks like the maitre d of the steakhouse in Circus Circus

submitted 22 days ago • 167 comments

ad blocker pops up and says we have blocked 110,848 ads for you and it is like yes thank u but u are showing me this one and i do not like it

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in print the ugh kinda ruins it

submitted 24 days ago • 33 comments

here is my Seven Severance Questions blog for this week lots to cover but mostly i want to know what other music Cobel listens to in her little hatchback www.vulture.com/article/seve...

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

the only thing that would make a United States Senator do something like this would be a ban on them trading in the stock market

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

[New York Times Voice] Critics say they are alarmed by Hitler’s night of long knives, but his unconventional attempt to consolidate power is not without precedent.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

all that time trying to find it and it isn't real

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

took less than a week lmao

submitted 32 days ago • 35 comments

nicolas cage in music videos: thread

submitted 35 days ago • 46 comments

For just 50 cents a day you can throw a roll of pennies at Keith in accounting

submitted 100 days ago • 22 comments

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

submitted 36 days ago • 88 comments

I went to college to be an opera singer and double-majored in music and theatre. Then after being told I should really be a journalist and transfer to OU, I transferred to OU and graduated in journalism. Now I am a journalist.

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

[my first day as an Antiques Roadshow appraiser] GUEST: this is an antique doll ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it

submitted 39 days ago • 6 comments

the me who packed for this trip I'm on and the me who is currently on this trip are two different people who have never met and have very little in common

submitted 39 days ago • 19 comments

A lot of people think it's ridiculous that Ohio State spent $20 million on their roster. I agree. That's a bargain. A team this good is obviously worth way more than $20 million in this sport, but everybody's still stuck spending big on the wrong things. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...

submitted 46 days ago • 10 comments

when u make a silly joke on this platform

submitted 40 days ago • 252 comments

and with this, the commanders advance to the NFC Championship game, meaning every single team in the NFC has been to the NFC Championship game more recently than the Dallas Cowboys (1995)

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I wish violent ends on those responsible for Burger King commercials.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I failed a Fire Safety course at work. Apparently the correct answer when asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire isn't, "fucking big ones".

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

Now is the perfect time for Cassian Andor to steal the imperial payroll for the sector from the local battle station's vault.

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

It's hard to tell if two men in ye olden days were in love bc it was normal then as a guy to write to your guy friend that you pine for his embrace and the smell of his breath and you long beyond longing for his "fleshen tower which Providence must furely have fashioned and purposed for this aff"

submitted 44 days ago • 15 comments

fight song still should not be played in public but if they do they should just use the alternate lyrics

submitted 46 days ago • 18 comments

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A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

Terracotta roundels, theatrical masks (Comedy & Tragedy), Greek, 1st C BCE, 📸 by @albello55

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

omg they forgot to tell the kids the fans would shout "red"

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Greg Sankey right now

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder: The only Texas team to win a CFP Semifinal game remains TCU.

submitted 49 days ago • 3 comments

@fergiefresh.bsky.social

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

This game noticeably lacks Cam Skattebo

submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

Doing unsportsmanlike crimes with Bible verses on your eyeblack is a pretty funny bit.

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

This will be a running thread, grading how Texas is doing using only photos of Matthew McConaughey. 7:24 pm:

submitted 49 days ago • 6 comments

he's a 10 but he refers to himself in the third person and severely overestimates his appearance

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments