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beary-mason.bsky.social
Omnivorous grizzly attorney. Poker. Whiskey. Unabashed liberal. 5.00 Uber Rating.
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Firing the Joint Chief Chair and replacing him with an under-qualified white man is the definition of unfair preferential hiring practices. It’s why they hate DEI so much, they see it as their invention being used against them

Conservatism has always been about selfishness. Conservatives have always been fine with socialism, welfare, and government subsidies, so long as it went to the "right people" (i.e. them and their in-group)

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Derek Carr: 50 Mil Alvin Kamara: 24 mil Taysom Hill: 40 mil Covering up Church Sex Crimes: 30 mil Cam Jordan: 27 mil Someone please help me my team is in cap hell www.thedrawplay.com/comic/oh-whe...

I'll never understand why so many people cover for child predators. It always is discovered eventually, and it always makes those involved in the coverup look far worse than if they had acted decisively when they first found out.

A private citizen, with the backing of the President, illegally shut down a major government agency over the weekend and it is not on the front page of this morning's New York Times @peterbakernyt.bsky.social

The organizations tasked with upholding the law are often the most widespread violators of the law. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/n...

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Dude have you read the terms and conditions of any app ever?

Also don't forget the SCOTUS will say "oh no, you can't consider what everyone in the administration very openly already said out loud when considering what their intent is"

The crazy thing is there are tons of evil but legal things, but because these guys are morons and lazy, they take short cuts which make them illegal.

cool how Project 2025 went viral during the election, we were told Trump disavowed it and wouldn't do it, he got elected and started implementing it immediately and now we're being told "well this is what people voted for" they very explicitly did not

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Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way."

It can't be overstated how much of the appeal of ascending fascism is "You get to be the shittiest kind of person imaginable with no social consequences." These chucklefucks act like they lived through some kind of Kafkaesque distopia but in reality their friends just asked they stop using slurs.

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working theonion.com/ram-wil...

Wikipedia is here!

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Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns theonion.com/special...

On the other hand, "Something Corporate" always sounded suspiciously vague...

Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022

if i owned a private island I would sell that shit immediately for cold hard cash. living on a private island would suck ASS. far from restaurants, hurricanes attacking you. no thank you!!! give me an island and I will say "thank you very much" but that fucker is going straight to eBay the next day

And somehow the internet had to bully a studio into making Sonic look like Sonic.

Hard to call "giant fucking butterfly in UofI/Bears colors" generic.

I love that so many people just straight up ignored that Alito lifted entire paragraphs from his Obergfell dissent to and dropped them straight into Dobbs. This has never been a secret.