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theonion.com • 30 days ago

Ram Will Stop Headbutting Things When Headbutting Things Stops Working
https://theonion.com/ram-will-stop-headbutting-things-when-headbutting-things-stops-working/

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ch40sf0x.bsky.social•30 days ago

Except, as an owner of rams, no, they don't. 😅 During rut, mine like to headbutt the trees. For no reason other than because they can. For like, 30min at a crack. They're weird.

jgflowers88.bsky.social•30 days ago

Logical. ♈️

lezbro.bsky.social•30 days ago

msbak.bsky.social•30 days ago

That face says it all!🤣😂😆

shingomouse.bsky.social•30 days ago

And instead apply for the mascot position of the Los Angeles Rams?

nicoleackermans.bsky.social•30 days ago

I approve this message.

animalnerd.bsky.social•30 days ago

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it

suhails.bsky.social•30 days ago

In some quarters it’s called a Glasgow Kiss.

aliciawe.bsky.social•30 days ago

That’s very sensible!

cleariati.bsky.social•30 days ago

Well at least he's using his head. Things of this nature must be heavily weighed.

xolohaiku.bsky.social•30 days ago

In a show of unity, Billy goat stood with ram at the podium.

southernsahira.bsky.social•30 days ago

What Aries hurt you? 🤣

alikeleighstory.bsky.social•29 days ago

Ram must be taking advice from my 4yo son.

ashra.bsky.social•30 days ago

For some reason this is immensely comforting

arceus.gay•30 days ago

sheilahb.bsky.social•30 days ago

In 4 years

gaybaseballfanjer.bsky.social•30 days ago

richkoski.bsky.social•30 days ago

This applies to so many things.

daveloxton.bsky.social•29 days ago

Me approaching any problem

ogulyurdakul.bsky.social•30 days ago

me to my therapist

ivan-sirko.bsky.social•30 days ago

Headbutts...

jackiethejackie.bsky.social•30 days ago

If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid XD

juelz4fingaz.bsky.social•30 days ago

Shoutout this very specific ram. Look like they go hard as fuck brahhh💯

jameslp.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can relate.

jolath.bsky.social•30 days ago

"Now you listen here Ram. Violence nev💥BAM💥
The ram proceeds to headbutt me in the face until it is impossible for me to say anymore stupid nonsense to it.

anonymousprofitt.bsky.social•30 days ago

I love the underlying messaging please keep doing u we love ya

johnlynker.com•30 days ago

2025 Political Philospohy and headache remedy

libraryjenn.bsky.social•30 days ago

same

redrocklvr.bsky.social•30 days ago

Is that the new Donnie makeover..

twitterrefugee63.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can’t argue with the logic, head butt away

i-am-erk.bsky.social•30 days ago

Whenever I have a problem, I throw a molotov cocktail at it, and then I have a different problem!

Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw, and he never has the same problem twice.

Still one of my favourite joke templates.