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“This is our last night together,” Earth said. Mercury lined up with Venus. Mars sank behind Jupiter, teasing its rings. Saturn notched into Uranus, Neptune on the other side. They were ready to fill any crater they could find. Earth gripped its telescope and tugged, about to paint the sky milky.

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Marjorie Trailer Greene is concerned with decorum all of a sudden. 🥴

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cop: the speed limit is 55. any idea how fast you were going? me: no sorry cop: 73. do you know how much that is over? me: uhhh... cop rips off cop mask to reveal my 2nd grade math teacher: i knew it, i knew you cheated on that quiz

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Elon musk is going to cause another 9/11 just by accident

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

submitted 48 days ago • 1668 comments

My ESS ( emotional support snake) Edgar Atticus Shelly aka Atticus. My ever mentally soothing ball python

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Media purges have begun — you read that Reich Holy hell

submitted 52 days ago • 538 comments

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days. The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years. ‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades. So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

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On the eve of Bobby Kennedy’s confirmation hearing to lead HHS, I feel compelled to say: VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM. VACCINES SAVE LIVES. Let us not sacrifice American medical excellence to pay Trump’s quid pro quo. We deserve better. RFK Jr is unfit to lead. PERIOD. 💉

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youtu.be/dxk3c_SbWMg?... Please rise for the national anthem. Especially for the next four years.

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Trump: "I've raised a lot of money for the next race that I assume I can't use for myself... I think I'm not allowed to run again. I'm not sure, am I allowed to run again?" We are not overacting. We are UNDERREACTING. And no one is at fault more than the media.

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Shepherd's Pie and Yorkshire Puddings

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Umm... you do know are conception female is a default gender??? I mean male isn't added until later. That is scientific.. So according to this executive order, congratulations all you guys, you are officially female.

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MAGAs' Christianity is short one Jesus. Thanks, @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social

submitted 61 days ago • 83 comments

If you are a U.S. citizen and you see ICE agents, exercise your first amendment right to free speech, and scream "LA MIGRA" to warn everyone in the area.

submitted 63 days ago • 18 comments

When you go to the Constitution and THIS comes up...

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In light of the action done in last night's inauguration and due to a statement made to me about my Clan MacFarlane shirt. There is a BIIIGGGG difference in Clan spelled with a "C" and with a "K". In Scottish Gaelic clann literally means "child". I can expound in comments.

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

Ok so... now I have a pet on Rednote... I will be taking no further questions

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I made a dessert taco! Cinnamon toast crunch taco shell, Hagan daz new vanilla caramel pecan ice cream, apple pie filling with extra brown sugar and cinnamon, topped with whip cream. It was tasty

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What in the name of hell did I just see?! Nooo this is not an excited stem, what ever lie you are trying to sell. You know good and well what he just did. You KNOW what that represents and is for. And, you know what hell we are in for.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

For those who wonder what I do. I own my own salon studio. I am primarily a colorist. I will be posting my creations here. Enjoy yesterday's creation.. before and after. I love red heads

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Cold blowing up my dress... not a fan. Lol

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youtube.com/shorts/XqF57...

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Welp TikTok has now gone dark... And, I think we have all overwhelmed poor Rednote. I am sad at the loss of TikTok. Not just for personal reasons. But, also for the over 7 million people, small businesses, etc who made a living there.

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I feel like I can't practice DUO anymore this week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I just saw that Snoop is playing at the inauguration.. Someone... please say this is a joke!!!

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