Hey Chris, remember back in 2012 when you published an open letter to a certain politician where you outright dismissed the possibility of, in your own words, "overthrowing the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery?"
“So Chris, what are the keys to a successful punt coverage?”
“I’ll get to that in just a second, but first I want to talk about proper Rogue DPS rotations. You’re going to want to start your initial combo point builder with Rupture on sustained fights, and either Backstab or Mutilate (depending on
“Recent changes resulted in uneven balance along the line. Too much emphasis has been placed on the line, and role players tend to leave their areas of responsibility and get too aggressive. Skill players often do not adapt to the opponent’s strategy.
Looks like their DEI policy has them in a jam as a middleMAN with the name of a womxn. Which could be interpreted as trans… 🤷🏻♀️ wondering the pronouns here. They might need to tighten it up a bit.
Another good response would have been Jack Nicholson's answer to Shirley McClain in Terms of Endearment when she asks if he'd like a cup of coffee (after a disastrous first date): "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."
Good job Chris. Any time you legitimize these sycophantic pos fucks you give them one more permission to go forward. The resistance to authoritarian tyranny requires above all else, resistance!
Have you thought about teaming up with other former players to work in opposition to this lawlessness? Your positions as former NFL players gives you a level of credibility among that crowd that may resonate, at least with some of them. Chris Long has been vocal in the past.
When you work for a company, you are not some independent bastion of neutrality who just happens to be there. There's a predominant belief in America that as long as you're getting paid for something, you somehow avoid moral responsibility.
This came up in my feed so I looked into who you are. As I read your 1/2/2014 letter in Deadspin, I remembered it all, your story, you speaking up for what you believe in. And here you are still doing it. Thank you for being a great role model. Keep it up. You have a new follower in me.
Like they’re even gonna get what that implies. Can these people even self reflect? It’s a skill a lot of these freaks are missing. Along with the no soul thing…
I understand your pov but why not give their braindead listeners a shock and awe of your own? You might reach one person and give them cause to question their allegiance to the orange turd and his apartheid crony
Oh believe me, I’ve thought of that, but the problem is it’s going to be either a delayed segment, or pre-recorded entirely, and they’ll edit it to get whatever they want to show instead of what is actually said. The only way it works is if it’s live, and even then you’re lending them credibility.
I totally get that and agree about the editing. But honestly, Newsmax already is credible to their listeners. That's why it would be good to shake it up a little like when Mayor Pete went on Fox. (I don't watch Fox, I watched clips of Pete making them look like idiots.)
Sir, I completely understand that I work for a bunch of ratbastards, but since I do work for them, I must ask you once again if you'd like to sit down and speak with them. No problem if not!!!
Yeah, that’s also why I don’t generally go off on booking agents - everyone’s gotta pay the bills, but at the same time, you should probably find a better way to do so
hmmm. it’s a career choice. when I worked in PR, an arm of the military became my client after the second invasion of Iraq. i looked for a job immediately and left. you have to stand for something. Save the rich and wealthy, we are all out here just trying to pay bills.
Knowingly seems like a good caveat. That would exclude someone who works for a cleaning company, where that cleaning company contracts with a company that enabled Nazis and other fascists, right?
I think you should have done it. At least so those on that side can hear the actual truth. And if you ended up with fleas, a bath with flea shampoo will take of those fleas!!!!!
I can picture one of my former students using that answer. She probably has never heard of Poor Richard’s almanac and is scratching her head. Well done!
Lol, trying to sign those things accurately was such a pain, because there’s nowhere to really brace your hand. I had more than a few that ended up looking like I’d had a seizure mid-signing
Even if you aren’t able to protest at your capitol today, let’s show our solidarity!
Every single person who is part of the resistance needs to be screaming fascism ALL day! This is not about left or right, this is about the UNITED States of America!
SIGN HERE!
It’s the politeness that lets them know I’m pissed. It’s like when you see a fight about to happen, and one guy calmly takes off his glasses and folds them up, you *know* shit’s about to get real
Oh I know. I had family fight in both world wars. I grew up on the stories. War sucks and is anything but glorious. That’s why we try to end them quickly.
It’s been on the Republican Party the whole time and I don’t expect they will stand long after the tariffs, tax increases for us and tax cuts for the wealthy, and messing with our benefits and our kids education. The culture wars they created will only have so much life until MAGA is fed up.
I actually think having an enemy has been driving them because they are angry at wealth disparity but the truth is they are blaming the wrong end of the wealth ladder.
Don’t you worry! The mindhive behind Fox News will spin up a bunch of justifications, distractions and blame to keep their growing American viewership completely upsidedown-informed to ensure Repubs bear no consequences for their treachery. They’ll get away with this 100%.
They will just be told its Joe Bidens' fault. I mean, there are MAGA that still truly think Obama allowed 9/11 to happen because he was never in the Oval office.
Yep, they haven't shown anyone the checklist they are following - since none of them have any expertise in auditing or forensic accounting.
So, if they wanted to reassure people, they would show their process.
This isn't a covert operation.
But we know what they're really doing, don't we?
Nice job, Chris! You nailed it—way better than me. I’m just a simple girl who prefers straight talk—no fluff, no filters, just Yeah, that’s a hard f*ing no on your invite."** Short, sweet… and if I wanna add a little flourish, it’ll end with a 🖕.
They want their cake and eat it too. Or, the way I like to think of them, they like to act like they are informed, unless they know it's evil, then they play the "I'm just dumb" card. This in in regards to both Republican representatives and right-wing media.
I’m sure newsmax would be thrilled to give you an open and honest platform about why you think Donald Trump is a dictator and will end the world, without ANY pushback or targeting by multiple people
There's something very satisfying about a fine custom tailored "fuck you" that threads the line between comprehensive criticism and not giving them the time of day. It's an art form. 👏
I’m Not Watching Super Bowl This Year—New Orleans—Removed -Behind Goal Posts On Field—Writing Supporting Black Americans Rights—WHY? Bc. Felon Racist Rapist Treasonous Traitor Trump Is Going To Attend. Give Him The Finger Welcome And Boo—Like Your Team Won Americans!!
Ok, I’ll play devils advocate. Why not go on error and express your opinion in a 10 minute session. Too often we like to simply shout out to our (I hate the term but “echo chamber”). I am sure they simply get someone to do the segment and u lost an opportunity to engage. To each their own 🤷♂️
It isn't like they'll actually let them talk about their opinion, they'll just yell over them the whole time making the whole thing pointless.
The only reason people on the right complain about the "Echo Chamber" is because when we leave their space, they can't take the hate echoing back at them.
I am not on the right so not really sure why you are directing that to me. If they yell over him then they look like idiots. I have no problem engaging with people I disagree with. Regardless of whether you agree or not it is dangerous to only engage with those that agree with you. 🤷♂️
Tina, I thought of simply stealing this to use for others who decline or state a fact with flourish but that would be very rude of me. Instead, I'm now following you, but I am going to use that follow as a trade/barter for this fine Symbol of Flourish.
Should've shown up just to speak with undertones about being coerced to work for propagandists, and sending fake messages of being held against your will. If we are gonna have conspiracy theories we should have entertaining ones.
I'm British but always watch the Superbowl in England.
This year I think could be interesting in seeing who supports the take over of their country by Musk and those who rather liked a democracy despite its shortcomings.
Public and players reaction to the national anthem could also be interesting!
Doubtful. Since Kaepernick got drummed out of the league for kneeling during the anthem, don't look for the players to protest. And, with SB tickets costing thousands, the stands are typically filled with rich Republican pricks alligned with Musk/Trump. I'm confident there will be no anthem boos
The prices for seats have been dropping for 4 days now. Apparently after Trump said he was going the prices started dropping from lack of sales. Usually they don't have any seats available this close to the game. I would laugh my ass off if it didn't sell out
Frankly I would love to see a protest of the game. All the players just sit on the field together and pray, to send a message to FOTUS if he is attending the game. When he leaves, the game can begin.
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Instantly followed, lol.
What a burn!
Is that still off the table?
i actually kinda like her
“I’ll get to that in just a second, but first I want to talk about proper Rogue DPS rotations. You’re going to want to start your initial combo point builder with Rupture on sustained fights, and either Backstab or Mutilate (depending on
This is why Overwatch 2 is terrible.”
Hand talk is ƛuł. 👍🏽
Was not an excuse
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Jill's boss is quick with the unsupported condescension.
Keep causing good trouble
“We're not worthy!"
“We're not worthy!”
Thank you.
(no offense - I'm canadian)
instant follow!
Deepest respect! 🫡
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“NEVER!”
Thank you for standing up for democracy (and sticking it to the bad guys).
That’s just great!
“What’s your job?”
“Amplifying Nazis.”
" I was just following orders"
Knowingly seems like a good caveat. That would exclude someone who works for a cleaning company, where that cleaning company contracts with a company that enabled Nazis and other fascists, right?
Ben Franklin designed the first US minted coin.
It didn't say, "I god we trust".
It said, "mind your business"
(Genius 😁)
Have been gone from Twitter, and thus your feed, for a WHILE.
Happy to see it again.
Have a great day.
well done Chris :)
Every single person who is part of the resistance needs to be screaming fascism ALL day! This is not about left or right, this is about the UNITED States of America!
SIGN HERE!
https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/constitutional-crisis?source=web-share-api-button&utm_source=web_share_api&share=a3bbaefc-c2c7-4390-bb75-ff8b2c5d5198
On a related topic: Nazis always understand a good old punch in the nose.
And it feels great!
Maketh.
Man.
Thanks for sharing.
Germany never managed to wake up one day and suddenly realize that the 3rd Reich was maybe a bad idea - we had to raze it to the ground first.
Love it💙👍💙
So, if they wanted to reassure people, they would show their process.
This isn't a covert operation.
But we know what they're really doing, don't we?
You laid out the specific reason in a brief, concise way. That's much better!! They need to be reminded what their sins are.
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*WhewChile*😅🤣😂😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂😂☺️🫡
Thank ya kindly for this loud belly laugh❣️❣️❣️❣️
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Followed.
The only reason people on the right complain about the "Echo Chamber" is because when we leave their space, they can't take the hate echoing back at them.
Blue sky is winning! 🙌🏾🙌🏾
This year I think could be interesting in seeing who supports the take over of their country by Musk and those who rather liked a democracy despite its shortcomings.
Public and players reaction to the national anthem could also be interesting!
Even though you punted for the Vikings, I gotta stand up and Applaud your response.
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Do you also write poetry?
Greeting cards perhaps?
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