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Small Joy Day 100: Do another Italian lesson and share progress on social media I did 2 times today; did a bunch of lessons 2nd time because i had a 3x potion! I hit 595 days in a row. My verb tenses are still crap. But that little practice each day is keeping the vocabulary fresh in my brain.

Hey, I’ll do a quick simple 1065 that I’ve done for years. With a property sale. And a 743b adjustment. And 2023 AJEs not entered. And property sale journal entry is wrong (made by boss *koff*). And amortization is here twice… And… fuuuuuck… *deep breath* She fixed it. And we found my typo.

My weekend plans: sleep, finish 3 books (I’m 80% the way through all of them), watch some old TV.

I don’t waaaaanna do a mammogram next week. I’ll use tax season as an excuse. I know they’re important. But blessedly breast cancer doesn’t run in my family. But heart disease does. And a mammogram with a pacemaker is extra annoying. It’s Friday. I’m tired.

#AlphabetChallenge #weekHforHeroes Our volunteer tour guide at Fairchild Gardens, wearing a rainbow lanyard and a ,la (Kamala) hat. Bless her.

The Post Office is in the CONSTITUTION.

#alphabetchallenge #weekHforHeroes My daughter’s favorite: Genghis Khan

#Alphabetchallenge #WeekHforHeroes @sheena-mck.bsky.social Marjorie Stoneman Douglas

Oh yes, I agree, D. It does suck when someone intrudes into your life without permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

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All hotels should have this on both sides of the bed: multiple outlets for plugs and chargers, easy to find, easy to reach.

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

The best batman theory I've ever heard was from @grandpoobear.bsky.social when he said on stream that Gotham just lets him do his vigilante shit because it keeps him from doing all the more horrific shit billionaires usually do

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

Rubio: “all sides must make concessions.” But not all sides were invited to summit. Ohhhkay #ukraine

I’m only working 37 hours this week. ‘Cause my daughter got married. Taking it easy. 😆🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ll do 50 hours next week.

My stories of poor office communication often circle back to one person. Hmm Today I got email from a partner about delays in K1s for a trust that I’m assigned to. I replied: do I start without all the info? She said: didn’t [manager] forward you my email with details about this? Nope. 🤦‍♀️🙄

It’s like saving hundreds of dollars on gas by crashing one’s car

Folks, I can’t stress this enough: Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit! Lock your credit!

As I was saying

I am gonna save us some money like this administration! First i will not pay our electric bill or lawn guy ‘cause he looked at me funny, nor buy new batteries for the smoke detector. 1/4

Not buying batteries for your smoke detector could be counted as saving money, as could not "wasting your money" on a toothbrush. If you only care if there's a fire, or when your teeth start falling out, then it's too late to realize you were wrong.

This is the ongoing dumb shit that will finally make me quit. Take note, tax employers.

In today’s debacles of inter-office communication, a boss sent me email with docs for a tax payer. Not someone I am assigned. I wrote back: am I suppose to be working on this? She replied: oh I thought I’d moved it to you. Narrator: She rarely remembers to move file without prompting. 🙄🤦‍♀️

Man, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone declare income from jury duty. I had to make sure it’s still a line in Other Income.

LOVE IT

SO EFFICIENT!