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A new Steel Battalion would save the games industry... probably, or not. Sure would be wild though.

Bold decision to rebrand Xbox as Microslop.

I really hate when it has to turn into a fight just to get people to do their job, but boy do some make it so fecking tough for no good reason. Imagine being called out 7 times in a month to fix the same issue (I'd be morto) and then saying "ah you're always complaining" when it's still broken. 😮‍💨

In case you were wondering, Avowed is great, Kai's spatial awareness is not. 😂

This will 100% work, as nobody in Ireland can access the internet. Job done lads.

My dog at 5am.

Man, hindsight got some hands, huh?

I recently became a recliner guy. Can't believe I was an upright bitch for so long.

Watching a stream of Avowed has put that game way more on my radar than any of the trailers did. The other day I almost posted about how it feels like serviceable combat is usually the best you can hope for with most first person melee combat, but this actually looks legit fun? Wild.

Not doing my woodwork exam project (I did.) Sat there listening to the year head and principal tell me how I'd never hold down a job etc., until my dipshit teacher walks in with my project in hand. Still got suspended after calling them "a shower of cowardly cunts" for not apologising to my Mom.

The worst thing about not getting a cow over to one of the calving sheds in time, is it gets ones on the point of calving all excited, which causes a chain reaction. 😅 (Not pictured the 5 others I calved today.)

I'm glad there seems to be less big moods these days. Everything in moderation. ☺️

A part of me rally appreciates how involved doing mundane tasks is the Kingdom Come Deliverance games, but my workdays are also full of mundanity at the moment, and those two things are clashing. Might be a case of right game, wrong time, or maybe I need to save it for longer sessions, I dunno.

My little workman had a big day. 😴 (I'm also exhausted, but less adorable.)

Just FYI, if you can't access a PS5 single player game due to licence issues with PSN down: Hover over the game on your home screen/library, press the options button, then click restore licence. You can also go to settings > user and accounts > other > pick the game/games you want to do.

I think I liked PS1 start up noise theme better than the PS1 internet connection theme tbh.

AI isn't all bad. It's just trying to recapture a simpler time, before the internet, when you'd have to ask your stoned uncle questions he didn't know the answers to, so he'd just make shit up and speak it as gospel.

You cheated not only the game but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You gained nothing. You achieved a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad you don't know the difference.

When you hit a certain age, and you have to tell someone you're single, people, I think somewhat unknowingly, start responding with "awwww" way more frequently. 😂 I've started reassuring them with "It's okay. Doc says it's not terminal."

Nathan Drake; lover of butts, hater of clowns.

What games are you guys playing today? How is it? Bonus question: If you played it, is Robocop: Rogue City a "dumb fun" kinda game? I need more dumb fun games rn.

Video games are dumb, or art, or dumb art. Sure are fun though.

See ya, asshole!