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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex

submitted 5 days ago • 44 comments

I think history will eventually end up viewing America as the failson of the British Empire.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

"[x] is a distraction from [y]" is such a dumb guy take

submitted 6 days ago • 44 comments

Every Conservative Thinker Ever: "In order to truly understand how humanity communicates, it's important to ignore humans completely and instead focus on research papers about animals like wolves or lions or even lobsters. These animals sure are relevant when talking about human beings!"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Were certain segments of the Left (we’ll just say the dirtbag and stupidpol segments for a lack of a better description on my part) wrong about Project 2025? I’m fairly sure many in the Reddit community were labeling it lib fearmongering during the election

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you let me drink on the job, I'd be a manager for your failing Domino's

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

So is trump gonna change “New Mexico” to “New America” or what?

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

"the work of organizing pessimism is the work of rejecting both native hope and paralyzing dispair"

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

At critical times such as this, if you favor doing pedantic criticism of your own “side” over reaching tangible goals then you’re signaling your contentment with being the controlled opposition at best Or a witting puppet of the enemy at worst

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The US Right is an unholy alliance between tech bros and religious fundamentalists and they currently hold power. The Left can’t even get Marxists and anarcho-syndicalists in a room together.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Waging a war, class war or otherwise, means establishing what might appear to be an uneasy or contradictory alliances to achieve long term goals. Whether or not these alliances hold post-revolution can be up for debate, but you need them to win a war

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Genuine question: was Trump not a fascist in his first term? What changed that made him a fascist in his second term? We can laugh at resistance libs all we want but claiming they cried wolf too many times during his first term seems like a moving goalpost 🤷‍♂️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

its cool that biden didnt cancel student loans before trump farms them all out to banks with less oversight than they already have

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Curious that there are so many politicians shouting that the government is evil, yet (a) they ARE the government, and (b) they are eager to become an even bigger part of the government.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

Been out of the country for a week and didn’t look at one bit of goddamn news the entire time. It was nice. Can someone catch me up?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

look on the bright side maybe in a few hundred million years the earth can try again

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

I ignore Dems and shitlibs. They’re useless. They won’t do anything anyway so I don’t think about them. Badger them all you want, but this your future:

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

submitted 19 days ago • 83 comments

BUDWEISER FROG #1: budd BUDWEISER FROG #2: dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3: er

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

1. Propaganda 2. Rubes Wrote your article for you, CNBC.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“we can’t innovate as well as the chinese so we need the government to stop them from beating us”

submitted 23 days ago • 26 comments

#Atheism

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I’m not a journalist. I’m not a politician. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer. I’m not a scientist or an expert. I’m not a public intellectual or talking head. I’m not a billionaire or millionaire or anyone rich. I’m not a cook, construction worker, or even a concierge I’m just a fuckin dumbass

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

china was like "oh you got 7 minute abs? here's 6-minute abs" and just wiped a sizable % of US GDP off the market cap. the tech economy is fake

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

Writing the pain away internetruinedeverything.com/2025/01/27/b...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

After losing hundreds on the Chiefs v Bills game I decided to do some writing internetruinedeverything.com/2025/01/26/b...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

A system that advocates voting for the lesser of the two evils is just an evil system

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Why Ed is the best

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Where was god when I lit $7000 on fire?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Saw Malcolm Butler once. Never felt like I could be an NFL player more in my life.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

If the US invaded/annexed Mexico, yeah, high body count due to stiff resistance. It would be a tragedy. But Canada? lol no

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Canadians on this app are talkin like they belong on r/iamverybadass

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Star Trek V was the first ST movie I saw. I thought it was great. Still do

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The Section 31 fiasco is a reminder why the James Bond franchise remains the best of the established IPs: it’s foolproof against the Alex Kurtzman’s of the world. Long live 007 and Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

if trump made snl illegal it would all be worth it

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Canada shouldn’t be the 51st state. Not just because I oppose US expansionism but because it’s goddamn Canada

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments