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beefo.bsky.social
dublin-based rat woman. i like music and bikes and sewing and going on the computer
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Instead of panicking i am in my workshop figuring out how to make an iphone

submitted 6 days ago • 74 comments

Ricky Gervais: (terrified but also craving the attention like nothing he has ever wanted before) hope no one looks at me hard drive

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Remember: all computing history is important and should be archived and studied, so we can understand the good ideas and mistakes of history. Except this button. This button should not have been archived and remembered.

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

Republicans: we are evil, we want bad stuff Democrats: that’s my work husband, evil terry,

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

moves like jagger

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The man may actually be allergic to reading the room. Could be the first documented medical case of a person being room-illiterate

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

mac counter lady absolutely nailed my brows thank u Mac lady

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

someone really posted "debate me, bro" on a cybertruck 😭

submitted 14 days ago • 37 comments

Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking

submitted 15 days ago • 100 comments

trundling around my enclosure

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

new gaming chair arrived

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

the physio is an evil man. nobody should be able to figure out that if I waggle my arm in a specific way I will pass out.

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submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

kids growing up post-legalization have no idea what it was like buying weed. you’d go to a guy named skrelp’s house and it was always under a parking garage. skrelp wasn’t even there and it was deserted. there were dozens of holes in the floor and you had to intuit which one had weed and not snakes.

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments

getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms

submitted 25 days ago • 99 comments

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

submitted 28 days ago • 48 comments

wtf, Jon Taffer just came into my house and told me that I’m losing a ton of money overpouring my booze.

submitted 29 days ago • 30 comments

got some high def metalocalypse and I can use my glasses to turn the anti aliasing on and off

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats"

submitted 30 days ago • 403 comments

it's fine u have another 28 or so months until you run out of graph

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sorry to brianna wu post but reading this might be the hardest i’ve laughed in a few days

submitted 30 days ago • 733 comments

i don't know what's in dubai chocolate it looks like tuna mayo

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Visiting friends in New York

submitted 32 days ago • 62 comments

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

submitted 35 days ago • 69 comments

Happy International Women's Day to her

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

there’s people who stand up to wipe and people who stay seated to wipe and neither of them have any idea the other exists.

submitted 35 days ago • 47 comments

watching Thief and god James Caan was just one of the coolest hottest guys in the world

submitted 38 days ago • 20 comments

the four words every girl wants to hear

submitted 49 days ago • 24 comments

yeah i love Jupiter Ascending

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Saw Eraserhead in the Lighthouse and there was a couple in front of me getting real hot and heavy the whole way through. During Eraserhead. Eraserhead.

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

Hell yeah bring back those buttons

submitted 44 days ago • 56 comments

Weed, adderall

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

picnic at fraggle rock (1975)

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched

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