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hot wheels motocompo

submitted 18 hours ago • 18 comments

why is this written in the same tone as the dominos pizza tracker

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

everyday is a good day when you love your wife

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

okay but like maybe the people who are doing spin kicks on crowded trains and constantly knocking people out need to have an alternative move they could do gently suggested to them instead of just asking them to stop??

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it's not my job to recommend you books to read! [look's at what my job actually is] okay but i'm still not doing it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

you want me to “get that bread”? the thing that got Jean Valjean imprisoned?

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

it's cool how this website doesn't tell you what you did to cop a suspension. guess i'll never learn!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

have you got no fucking homes of your own

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Chaucer wouldn't have said this

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 9 days ago • 87 comments

ah oui, ils sont back in town, n’est pas?

submitted 392 days ago • 41 comments

at this point if you engage with harry potter even through piracy you are a scab

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

submitted 231 days ago • 347 comments

when the AI bubble pops and corporations stop forcing AI down our throats i'll miss stuff like this

submitted 13 days ago • 109 comments

happy anniversary to one of my favourite stories

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments