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beefskeleton.bsky.social
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oh do you want wet food do you

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

hot wheels motocompo

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

why is this written in the same tone as the dominos pizza tracker

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

everyday is a good day when you love your wife

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

okay but like maybe the people who are doing spin kicks on crowded trains and constantly knocking people out need to have an alternative move they could do gently suggested to them instead of just asking them to stop??

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

it's not my job to recommend you books to read! [look's at what my job actually is] okay but i'm still not doing it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

you want me to “get that bread”? the thing that got Jean Valjean imprisoned?

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

it's cool how this website doesn't tell you what you did to cop a suspension. guess i'll never learn!

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

have you got no fucking homes of your own

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Chaucer wouldn't have said this

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 11 days ago • 87 comments

ah oui, ils sont back in town, n’est pas?

submitted 393 days ago • 40 comments

at this point if you engage with harry potter even through piracy you are a scab

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments